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I need to learn how to chop down a tree

anyway might fuck around and practice putting a fire out with my fingers, for enrichment. im always doing things

I also need to change my pic to something less identifiable which is annoying and my display name. probably to something silly. But I am much too busy for that right now I have a LOT on my plate and have to use my time very carefully. So I'm going to play Project Zomboid instead

bit of a REBRAND !!!! Unfortunately for less than ideal reasons since bsky's safety features blow. I also deleted my pinned post & won't be replacing it for now and removed my links from my profile, so if you need to find me anywhere feel free to DM me!

and they have to put hearts over their i's. it's very important.

sorry ryder carroll normally i would agree with you that bullet journaling should be simple & decorated spreads should not at all be the norm much less the image of bullet journaling itself but i am afraid feminizing men is more important in this case. Sometimes you just have to Prioritize

this is gonna have to do i am not spending more than 5 minutes on this joke

"Bullet journaling for men" with the greyest most boring ass journal you've ever seen in your life

you're going to draw fucking hearts and wreaths around your bullet journal page and make monthly trackers with cute little doodles and pastels & You are going to Fucking Like it

Free Chocolate Pudding via Parking Lot. Limited Time Offer.

People letting their XIV subs lapse when they stop caring about their houses

Hey bro I don't wanna sound like I don't trust you but I can't help but notice that you're acting as a friend and guide to our party yet you aren't in the box art

step 1: lock in

step 2: lock in please

step 3: please lock in please do it now please

step 4: eep

step 5: lock in

Me: (a new vampire) I still kinda want a hotdog

logging onto Bluesky

agrowingculture 3 hours ago 2/5 This morning, Israeli forces raided and demolished the Seed Multiplication Unit of the Union of Agricultural Work Committees' (UAWC) national seed bank in Hebron. Using bulldozers and heavy machinery, the Israeli army destroyed the storage warehouses and infrastructure where essential equipment, seed materials, and tools for indigenous seed reproduction were kept. This is not just an attack on a building-its an attack on Palestinian food sovereignty, biodiversity and cultural memory.

Israel destroyed a Palestinian seed bank today. This is such a specific kind of evil, targeting literal hope for the future. Attempting to further alienate Palestinians from their home and land. So much destroyed just for the sake of destroying. It's awful.

“Scientists have discovered a giant new species of stick insect in Australia, which is over 15 inches long and researchers say may be the heaviest insect in the country.”

Via ABC News

ponzu the black rat standing on her hind legs with her front paws held up nervously, staring awkwardly at the camera

wretched little starving victorian child begging for just a morsel of gruel

Paul McCartney's mother forbade him from listening to The Beatles when he was growing up. "It wouldn't make sense," she'd say. "It doesn't make any sense.."

Been talking to the angels lately and they said I needed to increase my faggotry levels by deciding I'm embodying my manhood even during the times I'm embracing my femininity more. Might fuck around and dress like a girl while vying for princedom later

whoever invented crab cakes deserves an enormous fat sloppy suck

Pronoun update. You can refer to me with she/her under the following circumstances:

1. When it's Funny (i.e. For the Bit)
2. When it's Hot

ANYWAY

a pixel art of a crying smiley face with its mouth open ALT: a pixel art of a crying smiley face with its mouth open

Posting on here since I forgor what paper and where I put my goddamn wleague password on and im in 2 luxurious of a mood to deal with solving that problem right now

This is my final post before I go on hiatus until I play Deltarune. Witch Tip Of The Day: Buy a goddamn utility lighter

There comes a time, in many a witch's practice, where you can gain a 10% fire resistance buff. You can build this by repeatedly burning yourself lighting a candle, or taking an unclear amount of embers to the skin

Have you ever been to Claire's? No? Probably for the best.

Tall glass with tasty adult beverage has a tennis ball in it, behind sits a young black dog

Ok so I didn’t really need that in my adult beverage but thanks for sharing

the masthead of "zine" in a publication editor.

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