Honey Boom

So funny how elon musk is clearly so desperate to be liked by everyone, but continues to make a conscious effort to be as insufferable as possible and gets worse by the day.

Computers and the internet started going downhill since frutiger aero went out of style

App stores should tell you how many installs there are of the app AND how many times they were uninstalled within 5 minutes

So wild that facebook is considered a social media site now. My newsfeed is the website equivalent of spam emails.

To the people who defend billionaires when people talk about the way billionaires get rich being unethical:
You will never be a billionaire. Stop defending them like they're gonna sign you a cheque for 5 billion dollars. It's pathetic.

Judging by my experience with obnoxious teachers, it is extremely unlikely she's changed.

Sul sul 👋

an assigned male comic of a cis male declaring his allyship saying “you are valid” and “slay queen” as a trans woman tied to a burning stake asks if he’s going to help out now

assigned male continues to not miss

FM radio host tells you the name of the song before or after it plays challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

Please 🥺

If dutton wins the next election I am inviting aliens to abduct me and take me away from this planet forever.

God I wish I didn't need instagram for work purposes and talking to tattoo artists. I'm so sick of meta.

Look what I made for my next performance!
It's terrible but at least it's recognisable

Mark your calendars!!! TJC are throwing a benefit show to raise money for the Rainbow Railroad.

Comedy! Cabaret! Music! Poetry!

Smith's Alternative in the city at 9.30pm on Friday 21 Feb.

Literally 90% of the reason I go to the botanic gardens is to see the lizards

Here's a question for the TERFs: you're so concerned about you/your kids seeing penises in the women's bathroom because trans women use them. Tell me, how many strangers' vulvas have you seen in the women's bathroom in your life?

Is trump gonna rename all the Spanish place names in the US too? 🙄

Elon is king of r/tragedeigh names

embroidery of an orca leaping over the words "Eat the Rich" in rainbow-colored script

My @scishow.bsky.social buddies will appreciate this one.

@thekavernacle.bsky.social do you have a theory as to why trump supporters get so offended when leftists compare republicans to nazis even though they believe in the exact same shit?

If we're gonna bring back the 2000s can we please bring back the internet being fun and full of actual humans, and AI being a concept for androids like data not something to take away the jobs of creatives

If you litter I hope your ashes are scattered in a landfill.

Ouch

Tempted to write a song about the end of the oblivion main quest bc it gave me a lot of feelings fr

After all this Neill gaiman shit I think if the click, jammidodger and the guys from the basement yard turn out to be awful I will have permanently lost faith in famous men.

I saw a tiktok yesterday talking about how Americans talk about China as if they aren't describing the US lmao

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Mum referred to me as a liberal yesterday. The AUDACITY.

Noted

I come to the counter at smiths with my empty water bottle and Beth knows exactly what to do