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Hey, do you guys know what was a super fucking cool and righteous historical event?

Bleeding Kansas.

11.09.2025 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Deuces baby

11.09.2025 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's not a coincidence that terfs are attacking a non-white cis woman for punching "too hard" during an olympic boxing match. nor is it contradictory that terfs will casually discard the womanhood of a non-white cis woman. transphobia informs their racism, racism informs their transphobia.

01.08.2024 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 786    ๐Ÿ” 252    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Voter information for Ohio: Dennis Kucinich has recently met with Rhonda Carmony/Rhorabacher, self declared election fraud felon. The democratic party is not safe from far-right influence.

11.06.2024 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That would be great, since Rhonda Carmony has been seen multiple times recently in Ohio.

31.05.2024 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My sophomore year, we found out that their newest B-52 on display was the actual plane that our Colonel flew for over a decade, so he got special permission to show us around inside, where no one was ever allowed to go. There's a bunch of little compartments the crew would stash personal belongings

24.05.2024 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To clarify, in high school, I was in Air Force Junior ROTC, and our instructors were a full-bird Colonel and a Chief Master Sergeant. We went on a field trip to Wright-Patterson Air Force Base very regularly, between drill team competitions and just educational trips.

24.05.2024 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was not.

24.05.2024 13:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Idk how my cat would handle an addition, because she's a very prissy lil bitch who is the princess of the whole castle, but if the 12 year old queen is okay with a sweet little subject, who am I to interject?

24.05.2024 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've seen secret compartments of one of the B-52's that did war crimes in Vietnam. (Disclaimer, this was a decade before the war crimes of Vietnam were made apparent to generic high school students)

24.05.2024 04:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I also legitimately think that the Twin Sun's episode of Rebels is the absolute best lightsaber duel in the entire series, and that there isn't even a remotely close second. It's just absolute perfection.

24.05.2024 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I always think about Duel of the Fates as being about the fate of Anakin

24.05.2024 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good

24.05.2024 03:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She deserves a vet visit, food, and a home, because she's a scratchy little bitch who just needs pets

24.05.2024 03:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every single night, as I try to coax this local stray into trusting me enough to touch her

24.05.2024 03:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
It's Alf, in nude glory, hanging dong, but wearing a Santa hat, posing seductively on a stack of Xmas presents. The test reads "Merry Christmas Bluesky"

It's Alf, in nude glory, hanging dong, but wearing a Santa hat, posing seductively on a stack of Xmas presents. The test reads "Merry Christmas Bluesky"

This is the best I can do, and I've had this saved for so long that I don't even remember who to credit for it

17.05.2024 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I believe very single word of this post, and also nice ears, even if something isn't true

14.05.2024 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bill. Ily.

14.05.2024 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seriously. I'm just 6 shots in *after* my shift ended. Probably 4 or 5 before that. The "tell me more" shit just opens more people to alcohol poisoning, I guess? Idk, again, I'm drunk and idk how individual bars out of state handle intoxication or special scenarios

14.05.2024 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ringo's ropes are legendsry

14.05.2024 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Posts, I'm already too drunk to be here

14.05.2024 02:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Literally I'm just drunk at work 6 hours after my shift was over because everyone else was, and the owner supports this with his music career. It's the best gig ever

14.05.2024 02:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@whoever in my OG FC made that Juicy mod on Zenos' ass

14.05.2024 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I get jumpscared by bosts I never made, then end up in this subreddit

14.05.2024 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I *am* a bartender tho

14.05.2024 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also tho, I do keep an emergency 2 bottle of Larceny at all times, because it's mankind's greatest invention that no-one knows about

14.05.2024 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My entire sanity hinges on the one day per week I can make it to the spot that serves Angel's Envy, please help

14.05.2024 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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