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that would piss people off more than a shirt that said “i kick puppies”

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

big row—3
big + small row—5
2x big + small row—10
+ extra big row—13

never pander ever. you should always create art that appeals to no one and pisses off everyone including yourself

oh my god i had this once and it was HELLISH, wouldn’t wish it upon anyone. i hope your recovery speeds up soon ❤️‍🩹
it took mine about 3 days of treatment to begin to subside, so here’s to hoping that comes sooner rather than later…

The image is a six panel black and white comic Panel 1- A person lays in bed, scrolling on their phone. Panel 2- The person in bed thinks, "Get out of bed." Panel 3 - It zooms out, showing us that the person has not gotten out of bed and is still scrolling on their phone. Panel 4- "Get. out of bed. Get out of bed." Panel 5- The person is still in bed, still scrolling. Panel 6- In their head they are yelling, "GET OUT OF BED GET OUT OF BED GET OUT OF BED"

omg! my big three are science, rationality, and libra! we’re gonna have SO much in common :D

so the concern wasn’t about temperance and modesty, but rather about having monopolized control over sexual gratification? i can’t live as i want because the wealthy weren’t profiting on it? sweet! awesome! really cool!!!

This is cool after the war on everything called “porn” by platforms and payment processors. A machine that stole all your words can generate and sell “erotica” but you can’t haaa

my psychiatrist calls it GAD, but PERSONALLY i like to call it GAD

Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.

it always blows my mind when these people act like “the left just calls everyone nazis” these days and it’s like no. we’re calling nazis nazis! there just happens to be a lot of them in and around the government these days!

if every democrat doesn’t use the “we took freedom of speech away” on every messaging apparatus they have every single day for the next 4 years assume they want to lose

guy that gets drawn and quartered:
well on my dad’s side…

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

New Study Shows That Bones Are Incredibly Cool

Some edit over a boomer comic (I think) but with Pikmin and nectar instead

Since it's October, I can post this pic I have saved on my phone again

i think there’s different tools for different jobs.
i think it’s a spectrum from kiki to bouba where it goes s&v, classic, sc&o, bbq. i personally like classic because it is just kiki enough, but in a hosting sense if you dont understand the vibe you aim for you’re just shooting urself in the foot…

Me every time a tech bro freak appropriates a reference to a piece of classic sci-fi or fantasy for something antithetical to work its referencing

Turns out that it's confusing to my grandma to laugh & say "so true, bestie" when she bemoans that, in the tupperware draw, "you have loads of bottoms, but it's a trial to find tops".

#undertale10thanniversary

Bloomberg Defends NYPD's Controversial Stop And Kiss Program

Screenshot of text on butter-colored Semafor background: This predates the social media wars of the late 2010s: One Trump appointee told me that a radicalizing experience was being booted out of the [italics] Gawker comments section [roman], way back in the day. But as progressive

Of fucking COURSE

exploding and screaming and also crying i think

im grabbing a hat, so if that’s the case ill just not use the promo code then lol