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@lisapreity.bsky.social

I'm just a bundle of relatable chaos, navigating life one cheesy thought and late-night epiphany at a time. Think of my feed as your cozy corner for laughs, life musings, and a touch of midnight therapy, all served with a side of dark humor 😊 🫶🏾

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Latest posts by lisapreity.bsky.social on Bluesky

I did it. Now we push forward some more.

10.08.2025 05:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I think I might be stuck here for a while 😭 this was so hard bro but I pushed through and did my sets but gosh...my legs cried

06.08.2025 03:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t forget to turn on my post notifications so that you can slowly descend into terminally online madness with me

07.07.2025 19:01 — 👍 3900    🔁 244    💬 52    📌 9

Lady put your kid on a fucking leash man

03.07.2025 13:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Diogo Jota, Liverpool and Portugal footballer, dies aged 28 in car crash It is understood that Jota and his brother were travelling in a car that came off a road in the province of Zamora The Liverpool forward Diogo Jota has been killed in a car accident in Spain. He was 28, a father of three young children and had married his long-term partner, Rute Cardoso, less than two weeks ago. The tragic news was first reported in Portuguese media. It is understood that Jota and his brother, 26-year-old André, were travelling in a car that came off a road in the province of Zamora. More details soon … Continue reading...

Diogo Jota, Liverpool and Portugal footballer, dies aged 28 in car crash

03.07.2025 08:53 — 👍 251    🔁 94    💬 35    📌 167
03.07.2025 13:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Y'all know how it is, new month new weights. Realistically I won't be able to max out the machine by year end as hoped, but by February 2026, definitely 🤞🏾

03.07.2025 01:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sigh, barely used my planner all year

01.07.2025 18:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Took almost 2 weeks but at least my new shoes finally stopped rubbing the back of my feet

16.06.2025 15:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If their age starts with a 1 when you say "10 years ago" leave that child alone bruv

10.06.2025 21:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let's be friends in #PokémonGO! My Trainer Code is 123456789101!

05.06.2025 11:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There's always some drama at the hospital lol

18.05.2025 22:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sleep a tump out mi yiye 😭

08.05.2025 17:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sleep a tump out mi yiye 😭

08.05.2025 17:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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May the force be with my legs! 🤣

06.05.2025 18:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Met my God daughter and man, I've never known love like this I swear 😭

05.05.2025 00:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Butttt, my best friend...damn 😭 that girl is everything to me 💙💚💙

03.05.2025 05:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have the absolute best friends man...geez

03.05.2025 05:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes, you have my attention

30.04.2025 22:10 — 👍 0    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Out here tracking bestie's flight, gosh I'm so excited haven't seen her in almost 2 years 🥹

30.04.2025 22:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wow, I spent a month of my life watching one show lol I'm slacking

22.04.2025 03:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Finished #Angel was happy Spike came back 🥹

22.04.2025 03:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Damn, the holiday is over 😔

21.04.2025 22:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But then I spent the whole day tryna fix what wasn't broken and now I hate the colour of my drop-down menu and the size of the battery life.

15.04.2025 01:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My phone got an update today, feels like I got a new phone 😬

15.04.2025 01:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fucking fuckity fuck fuck man

02.04.2025 03:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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April 1st but this ain't no April Fool's day joke 🤣

01.04.2025 23:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My gosh it is so hot!

23.03.2025 21:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And Anya, poor Anya. But dawg Spike 😭

23.03.2025 04:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a little girl is crying in a doctor 's office . ALT: a little girl is crying in a doctor 's office .

They just had to kill Spike 😭

23.03.2025 04:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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