Bitch Pudding 🎀

Y'all voted for this 🤷🏿‍♀️

I've been feeding this kid for two years now actually but I just seen who it was at the field trip. And to be fair the mullet happened this year, BUT STILL.

I told her to like somebody else cuz me Nuh know a way dat. (This is the kid she makes me make two sandwiches and she feeds every day btw)

HE HAS A MULLET! WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION??

She ended up being Catholic before she died but no. She wrote them niggas GAY as hell.

Check in with the nurse!!! 💀

You know he won't right. And we can't do anything about it.

They should!! How you want me to taste it and you don't know what it tastes like? Can't trust a cook who don't taste his dish 🤷🏿‍♀️

Not me making fun of the lil boy my kid likes...

They wasted resources for this.

a woman in a bathrobe is laying on a bed . ALT: a woman in a bathrobe is laying on a bed .

Idk life was funner when I wanted to die. Now it's just boring cuz of bureaucracy.

So in therapy I found out that I am not suicidal I just have too many responsibilities. I hate that for me.

Honestly speaking, no. I don't like men. I wish I could turn off my attraction to them. I tolerate them and maybe even love a few of them but I genuinely genuinely don't like men.

RIP Anne Rice you would have LOVED this shit.

I will always remember when he was in court and Rihanna came in and he ain't even turn around and he was like "I smell my girl." He knew the SECOND she came into the room.

All of this to still look... Ugly

Look, I'm not saying that Americans don't have a gun problem... BUT if 28 Days Later is about to start in your front yard, I don't see why we are mad she shot the damn thing.

That thumbs down is actually criminal

Someone explain the point of love island for me...

Look. I'm not saying Moaning Mertle deserved to die... But that nasty laugh she let out when Hermione got turned into a cat leads me to believe that she definitely had it coming.

Hear me out. Gummy Skittles

Can Zara just take a normal picture of these fucking clothes.. God damn it man.

Common sense don't common again.

She fucked my favorite sil's husband so it's on sight for her.

My mother inlaw had to pull me to the side and tell me to not blow up her shit "for the kids" (they got adopted by her sister so they are still in the family) but she's been tiptoeing around me for years now cuz I will not hesitate to yell 'i know a bitch who don't got her kids trying to talk'

I did this to one of my inlaws one Thanksgiving... Thanksgiving the next year was a movie when she lost custody of her second child

This is why the country stay so

Google reminded me that 5 years ago I called the cops on the HOA lady who stole my door mat.

I just wanna fuck. But noooooooooo I gotta watch u of u and byu