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my doordash order is gonna be here in 20 minutes ao3 if you aren’t back i don’t know what i’ll do

they were probably crossposted from ff or ao3 depending on what year it was 😭

what the femtanyl! #regretevator #femtanyl #art

*flirting* i have ibuprofen in my bag if you need it

aaaand without filters + some progress shots bcuz i loooove you all

D/N/A
#forsaken #forsakenfanart #twotime

If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's

not only was it deadmau5. it was playing on his alexa. as his fucking alarm. he's not home. it played for 10 minutes.
who the fuck uses an Alexa for their normal alarms. freak.

I'm pretty sure it's deadmau5

why is my brother playing trance house music loud as hell in his speaker At 7 in the Morning

felt so bad man the last p rank I needed to unlock p-2 was 6-1 😭 shits hard

who up at they agdq straight speedrunning they shit

Star wars was always mainstream, even tho it's been so deeply tied to nerds
disney just fucking sucks and wants to make it palatable to every possible audience that isn't nerds

Men , this is the year your dick size is gonna increase like crazy. Im talking 3x gains. Im talking wide ass puds the size of trash can lids

every one i know with magic powers is saying something really good or really bad is going to happen within the next 500 years

it’s december so you know i got those mf thangs on me

jollymaxxing in this shit

A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo

he said it's really good. Mr Christmas Oldies Connoisseur deal of approval

hear me out

living room with "a very 1999 Christmas" playing on the tv

I'm at my aunt's house showing my grandpa the schlistmas schlalbum

Men don't go "Yabba Dabba Doo" anymore

kittay

"man I feel like shit" *cracks open a drink that will make me feel even worse*

hey chat look at my fucking cat