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I saw Dream Theater last night, and am seeing Umphrey's McGee tonight.

What if it was spelled Umphreigh's McGuille?

U know who should be celebrating today? Steven Spielberg. That dude loves Raptors!

walking into a Magic event with a deck that's Yes Man for the commander, and it's just 99 basic plains lands

The best thing about synth wave is that the best songs always sound kinda like the one part in that episode of South Park, where Cartman and the psychics are having a psychic energy battle with each other.

a close up of a man 's face while looking out a window . ALT: a close up of a man 's face while looking out a window .

There's someone very special in the Baja- six months out of the year- who has feelings about the scab part

I was about to post "Has anybody heard from Jesse Ventura lately?" and then I realized he's probably in the Baja (six months out of the year) yelling at a sea turtle "WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME HOW I FEEL ABOUT HULK HOGAN DYING?!"

I just came up with the absolute worst Star Wars hot take ever, and I'm so proud of myself

I made the even worse mistake of reading the Reddit post, and my night is objectively worse from it

YouTube video by Cine Future Now Colossus: The Forbin Project (1970) – Full Movie (HD) | Classic Sci-Fi Thriller Reviews & Facts

Opus 4: The Anthropic Project

Listen. I'm not saying this is gonna be me outside MSG if the Knicks win this series. I'm saying it *might* be me outside MSG if the Knicks win this series.

The Knicks' warmup shirts should be just a blue t-shirt with "25 YEARS" in big white letters, and a picture of Crackoon. That's basically my mindset about this Knicks-Pacers series rn.
Let's go Knicks 💪😫🏀

1,000 death metal guitarists vs 1 Boss HM2

New tv show spinoff idea:

CHICAGO POPE!!
Sunday Nights at 7 EST, only on NBC!!

Starring John Mulaney as the new Pope tho. This would 100% be a comedy, and it would lead into the next spinoff:

CHICAGO RABBI!!
Starring John Lovitz
Sunday Nights at 8, following CHICAGO POPE! Only on NBC!

1,000 Boss HM2's vs 1 death metal guitarist

After careful deliberation for several days, I have come to the verdict that yes: that Carcass-Cannibal Corpse-Meshuggah show was the heaviest show of my life.

I have always identified with Minako so hard, and this further enforces that, so hard.

Me, not liking being lied to:
😡😤

Me, being from New York:
"YERRRRRRRR 💪"

Hey kids! Do you think synchronized strobes to your double bass chugs is cool?!
Wait 'til you see... BREAKDOWN LASERS.

Hey kids! Do you think sidechaining your guitar compression to the kick drum is cool?!
Wait 'til you see... synchronized strobes to double bass chugs!! 🫡

Peter Jackson's "Lord of the Rings: Extended Edition Trilogy" isn't just the greatest movie ever. It's also the greatest weed movie, ever.

Do Republicans really not know what Radical Leftism even means?
It's when you skate, snowboard or surf Fakey.
Your left foot is forward, and it's totally radical, dude.

a screenshot from episode 38 of the Digimon Adventure anime reboot that came out in 2020. it shows the character Gabumon being crucified. this is after he is kidnapped by Mephistomon, a fallen angel digimon, & then ritualistically sacrificed to try and resurrect an ancient evil god digimon named Milleniumon. this was in the cartoon. they showed this to children.

today we give thanks to Gabumon, who long ago digi-died for our digi-sins 🙏

*still checking notes*
Wait no, found it, here it is. She wasn't stolen, she.... "gallivanted off" with the pirates.

I mean, is it not called DungeonSynth bc they invented it after their ship got caught and everyone got thrown in the dungeon by the Crown, after robbing the Dutch East India Company and stealing the Mayor of Havana's fianceé-

Wait... *checks notes*
Yeah, this totally checks out, right?

Imagine JK Rowling opens the box, and she gets taken to Hell. But Hell for JK Rowling is just a room full of transgender women living normal happy lives as their true selves

Feelin' cute, may get super drunk and sight read Beethoven when I go to the ProgPower Crew Vaycay in a few weeks idk

It also implies the existence of a ZZ Switch?

There's an old legend about a synthesizer repair tech tripping on acid after repairing a synth that was allegedly coated in acid, or something.
What are the chances that repair tech just forgot they did acid before repairing that synth?

Anyone wanna place bets on how long it takes Nintendo to announce that "The Switch 2 will retail at $999.99"?