rudie

You don't need AI to make slop

the world is your oyster so are you gonna put hot sauce on it or nah?

Oh my gosh you are in for a TREAT

disassociating next to my mom at the macys return desk

Belinda basically did to Pornchai what Tanya did to her #whitelotus

should I start a lorde tater tot style account where I review caesar salad?

washed my hair today. please clap.

the way I can blow $500 before I even blink

Chicago but pretty sure every city girlie can relate

No I don't want to go to your studio apartment in Logan square where you live as a man

born to space out
forced to lock in

please what did I do to deserve this

the songs you listened to when you were 13 are embedded forever in your soul

sometimes as a girl you just need to rock out to the meteora album at 10 AM

celebrated international women's day by lounging around my home where i live without a man, and not doing any emotional labor for a man.

Don't ask me how many burrata and tomato toasts I've had this week YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW

Aldi specially selected line is keeping me poor

i am literally so powerful

what's it called when you cough and shart at the same time?

love my sunday ritual of drinking too much coffee just to sit at home

I'm an American. I start my day with an iced latte and a joint just like everyone else.

the fetch ad would have been cool if their app worked

his mind

I'm having really mixed feelings about it bc I'm on a glp1 (which I also have mixed feelings about)

I like the talking beluga whale. Keep it simple.

Matthew McConaughey never needs to make another movie again at the rate he's doing Superbowl ads

one of these songs is very bad so how does that work?

SZAAAAAAA my queen

matzoh balls get all the hype and adoration but we don't talk nearly enough about the healing powers of kreplach

We are getting some unforgettable acceptance speeches this year #grammys