Figaro

This is amazing!

woah I'm sorry, Cloud. Won't happen again. Please don't hurt me

Jesse Pinkman approaches Walter White and says "you Mr. White" He opens his sketchbook to show Ken Penders-like drawings of him and Walt. He says "I drew us as Sonic OCs." Walt furrows his brow, becomes very intense and says "Jesse..."

Santa’s workshop

It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.

SIMPLY HAVING A

idk why people are complaining about the Game of The Year Award winner. MONKEY obviously deserved it. #gameawards

( Not my picture) Snapdragon seed pod dried on the plant. There are five pods that resemble tiny human skulls with open mouths.

Snapdragons are my favorite flower to grow. They do however produce seed pods that look like the screaming skulls of the damned.

oh, the bill? do worry about paying. we got you uncovered. your money's so good here. it's off the house

practicing is considered to be a form of cheating in most sports, as well it should be. take a look at the last 20 or 25 nba champions. i guarantee you that the vast majority of them held practice almost every single day. it's destroying the sports we love

#memes #meme #day5 #of #no #poop #july

This is amazing!

Boss: we're going to replace you with a robot

Me: lol good luck getting a robot to match my performance

Boss: it's broken and does nothing

Me: shit

#memes #meme #jack #ingoff #airport #security

Ditto chair!

A monolith is awkwardly placed in a man's living room. The man's friend asks "so how long has the monolith been in your living room?" The man says "couple of weeks..." He goes on "it tried to teach me Spanish, but I got lazy with it." The two men go back to watching television, ignoring the monolith.

woodchuck: (seeing some unchucked wood) what the fuck is this

Free him

This is amazing!

"CEO Down!"
Spotted in Seattle

A lightbulb appears over a man's head indicating that he has an idea. Suddenly two more lighbulbs pop up. Then several more, much to the man's dismay. He is being chased by an infinitely spawning field of lightbulbs. Another man comments "he took the cartoon Adderall." another man squints his eyes and says "foolish lad."

Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man

#memes #meme #soulsbourne #eldenring #elden #ring #fromsoft

#memes #meme #online #games #game #pranks #prank #cat #cats