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people talk mad shit about being an adult but i absolutely love it. yes i have to work and go to school and pay for things but i have so much freedom. i can cook my own delicious meal and eat it in my own space and have friends over on a school night. i can go on early morning walks. this is awesome

good morning everyone hug a tree today

today i am grateful that it is the weekend! i have plenty to do: laundry, homework, and various chores, but i believe that i can manage it all and find time to enjoy myself.

yay weekend!!! salmon was on sale so we’re having that for dinner and im excited to make it 😁

#swordtember day 9 feline #pixelart #pixelartist #art

but yeah last night i made it through the ruins and hopefully i can play a little more tonight or this weekend

ohhh is it the one where the entire mf floor is those holes? you have to follow the leaf path in the floor below but WHY IS IT SO HARD TO REMEMBER THE PATH LMAOOO i would have the path in my head and then misstep and then get into a fight and almost crash out atp😭

OMG i just started playing too!!! we are in this together

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A close-up picture of a grey kitten’s face. He is sleeping on his side and the perspective makes his nose look really big.

what i’m grateful for today: my stupid son

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where’s the music about having a fridge full of groceries and affording rent comfortably

yall today i taught myself how to find an eigenvalue. now i can do anything

If it involved firing him out of a Canon I would donate

today i am so grateful for my friends and my home.

i feel true joy.

have a good evening everyone 🌕✨⭐️🌃

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JPEG!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!

Black stag beetle with green birthday hat admiring jelly and banana birthday cake.

Close up of black stag beetle with green birthday hat admiring jelly and banana birthday cake.

Black stag beetle with green birthday hat eating jelly and banana birthday cake.

Black stag beetle with green birthday hat held over head, eating jelly and banana birthday cake.

Today is my beetle JPEG's first birthday!! Send him some birthday wishes plz :)) 🎉
#bugsky #beetles

i will always stand firm that my gender is in a quantum state of superposition, simultaneously male and female and perhaps neither too why not

which slit did the gender go through? well it went through both and im a boygirl girlboy

One of my cats stole a tortilla chip from a bowl on the table, carried it away, and is now delicately consuming it somewhere (I hear it) and I cannot even bring myself to be that concerned

y’all i locked in today. that’s all. im cool beans.

good morning everyone!

happy friday!

i can do this today. i’m grateful for my partner and weed

Four hippos carved out of cherry tomatoes on a light blue background. The two on top are laughing and smiling and the two on the bottom are looking curiously at the viewer.

good morning everyone!

i woke up to a beautiful sunrise this morning. i feel good and im getting stuff done. we can do this guys

An off-white chalky mass with blunt spikes coming out of it is resting on a leaf. It's a fungus-ridden spider and only a few legs can still barely be seen.

An off-white chalky mass with blunt spikes coming out of it is resting on a leaf. It's a fungus-ridden spider and only a few legs can still barely be seen.

🎶The itsy bitsy spider DIED FROM A MASSIVE FUNGAL INFECTION🎶

Ooof this is prettty horrific 😳

#Cordycipitaceae: #Gibellula
Cary, NC, USA

this fucking rocks

stalactite son or stalagmite daughter?

i’m learning that a lot of success and peace just comes from self respect. i tend to tell myself that i don’t deserve respect, and i’m learning new ways to fight that.

there is no virtue in hating myself. i’m learning to love myself as i would a good friend.

why i’m proud of myself today:
i kept my fucking SHIT together!!

there is no doubt that i’m pretty behind in my work, but i just worked through it all day. i did my best and was kind to myself throughout. i’m taking more meaningful and intentional breaks which helps a lot too.

A etched-style digital art piece with a feminine moon figure kissing a feminine sun figure on the cheek whilst sitting on a giant mushroom in a warm/earthy-colored forest. Colorful mushrooms surround them.

like me when fucken sun and moon RAAAAAAAAAAA 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

YEN OSPINA Colombian-American Self Taught Freelance Artist / Nomadic Orozco Gallery

guys i just really need to share yen ospina’s art, like i bought some prints of her work at a festival and i am just so deeply in love with it and touched by it every time i see it. i am saving up to buy more prints idc if my house is centered around this woman yenospina.com

cast those funky incantations white wizard