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I thought it was $500k?

I was a government contractor for 7 years. We don't get paid by the government. We get paid by the company that employs us.

The swastika is an ancient symbol used in Hindu and Buddhist faiths. I don't disagree with you entirely but get your facts straight.

I can't take SSRIs. For me they cause wild mood swings with fits of rage and depression. There's obviously something to the idea, just not what RFK JR thinks.

Do you have a suggestion? Or are you just an old man yelling at the clouds? Impeach him or STFU.

I spent too much time looking for a cat.

Donald Trump directed the GOP to vote for it. It's not a win. It's a trap.

It doesn't change the fact that if the administration had its own way then Gavin Newsome would have been disappeared, MGT would be in prison and we'd have daily show trials of every day citizens based on their Facebook posts.

Fine and all, but it misses the reality of the situation. No, the US government itself is not fascist. But it's leadership is. The only reason we're not living in a world like they've described is because dismantling the Constitution isn't nearly as easy as dismantling the Weimer Republic was. 1/

I don't know who needs to hear this but Bill Clinton hasn't been the president since before a lot of these people were even born.

I had a secret clearance for 30 years. TS/SCI for 10 of them. They don't do lie detectors for that.

Right now, Karoline Leavitt is being coached on how to say “ephebophilia” in the least creepy way possible.

I bet you're wondering how far down this rabbit hole you'll have to get through in order to get to my chilli recipe. Well you're in luck because the gummies are kicking in and I feel like talking so just sit right back and I'll tell you a tale. A tale of three little pigs. And a big. Bad. Woolff!

I've known Roger 15 years. We served together. He understands. And so does the other asshole I work with.

At first it was just "is that real chainmail? OMG Sam is that a real sword!" They didnt think "Blackwand the battle ready bastard sword" was as cool as i did, even with the chainmail.

It was days later when I was told not to threaten to stab Roger in my own meeting. Again, unrelated

I (a veteran) have in fact been banned from bringing swords to work, as well as but entirely separately, threatening to stab my (also veteran) coworkers while in meetings.
Any veteran can understand my disappointment here.

He was the first person I followed here.

Okay, but to be completely fair every veteran everywhere holds this same opinion after a few years of service.

if you’re thinking what i’m thinking you should probably reach out to a mental health specialist

In case it isn't obvious, they're panicking. If they keep the government shut down, Johnson can keep the House out of session, and that keeps the Epstein Files off the best seller list.

Did somebody say "the greatest comfort food ever invented"?

Yo! We're getting the Epstein Files. Johnson will be forced to bring the House back in session to vote on the revised bill. To do that he's going to have to swear in Adelita Grijalva, who will add her vote to a resolution to force a house vote to release the Files.

Yo, we getting the Epstein files.

Johnson will have to swear in

That's not even what "empathy" means.

You missed the part where a judge just ordered him to pay it by tomorrow.

I am a schmaltz. No doubt about it.

Wow. In another huge upset, Mesmero, the Master of Mentalism, has been elected mayor of Chicago. Political pundits are shocked - he’s a first-time candidate who barely spent anything on advertising, and there wasn’t even an election scheduled for today

In order to appeal to Democrats and blue collar workers, Donald Trump will rename the Republican Party to the National Socialist Workers Party.

If there's a lie here, I can't find it.