Classic MacGruber

Is the other guy an 80s pro-wrestler?

The Ultimate Warrior

There - I added some more ethos for masculinity.

"Now watch my girlfriend drink her BFF under the table!"

Next year is Melania's Peace Prize, while Donald will receive the inaugural Physics Prize (for having an MIT uncle)

I wonder if FIFA will also create a Physics Prize to award to individuals that had family members teach at MIT for a while.

He's probably expensing rounds of shots, too

Safe? Until a pickup truck with a hood higher than the tiny car t-bones it at 10mph over the speed limit.

It doesn't tell you anything about the city/Strangers at the beginning, so the Strangers' reveal in their first fight with Murdoch as well as the city's reveal when Murdoch reaches the edge are true surprises.

2003 PT Cruiser with wood paneling

Consumers had wood paneling as an option twenty years ago - it flopped.

It's a tradition.

Plus, Trump is trying to zero out Biden's 80

Tarantino accusing another director of disappearing up his own ass? That's rich.

Golfing is work?

Someone wholesome and patriotic...like Lee Greenwood or Kiiiiid Rock.

I zink he's a shpy or zomething.

This looks like a nightmare reboot of The Brady Bunch.

I'm guessing that it'll be just a few more weeks before he starts using the N-word.

I'm surprised that Trump hasn't already pardoned Bradley to gain his silence.

The whole gameplan has been to draw Venezuela into an armed conflict so we can put in a US-friendly leader who will basically give us all their oil, right?

This is from the guy who claimed that a Wisconsin judicial race would decide the future of Western civilization...

If he doesn't think presidents should be responsible for drug trafficking, why is he going after Maduro?

Maybe the game plan is to send him back to the Honduras on a fishing boat and then blow that boat up.

Diddy is definitely getting pardoned soon.

Not only did it look like a blade job (pro-wrestling term), but he's very close with a couple who could tell/show him exactly how to do it.

Now that the checks are coming due for how he's delegated all the work to poorly-vetted underlings, the only play he's really got left is to throw his cabinet under the bus - "I'm not in charge of vetting - you're going to have to talk with Secy Noem about that."

And there is a vision of her mother riding a broom as well. (in Twin Peaks: The Return, the final episode(s?) has a scene very similar to Dorothy waking up and seeing all the players from her dream in real life)

A nice grating of black truffles at the end will really add that authentic touch, as will a flute of champagne to wash it all down.

It's either that or House Lannister.

How baked is Ron DeSantis at this event?

They shouldn't leave the door open like that - that's how Stone Cold Steve Austin or The Undertaker end up jacking the ride and driving Trump to who-knows-where.