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@woketopus.bsky.social

squiggly wiggly cephaloperson | not the Simpsons character, they stole that from me

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Latest posts by woketopus.bsky.social on Bluesky

imagine appearing before the canadian supreme court to make the case whether you've been naughty or nice

07.10.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4326    πŸ” 189    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 11

yeeees

07.10.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
07.10.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 309    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

🫑

07.10.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brassica oleracea / Brassica oleracea / Brassica oleracea

07.10.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 172    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5

haha i might have made one or two of these but i forget which

they belong to the people now

07.10.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

pretty good demo! enough levels to teach you the mechanics and get you moving

grapple and dash/slide seem a little clunky tho. maybe it's something to get comfortable timing or something with but i did a lot of mashing grapple and not grappling

07.10.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

playing this now
it's crazy and fun

07.10.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

hell yeah proud of her

06.10.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i still miss hannah hope she's well

06.10.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

be the bluesky meme you want to see in the world ✨

06.10.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 159    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

this would fix me

06.10.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi there,
Your Bluesky account
(@carrion.bsky.social) has created a list called "Al Slop Posters" that may violate our Community Guidelines. We've temporarily hidden this list from other users because it contains one or more of these issues.
- Harmful language such as insults or slurs
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- Appears intended to shame or abuse users

Hi there, Your Bluesky account (@carrion.bsky.social) has created a list called "Al Slop Posters" that may violate our Community Guidelines. We've temporarily hidden this list from other users because it contains one or more of these issues. - Harmful language such as insults or slurs - Unverified claims - Appears intended to shame or abuse users

the wise admins of bluesky have decided that creating a moderation list of AI slop posters is a no no

06.10.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1296    πŸ” 406    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 107

@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social

06.10.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

for the love of god somebody please hamburger help me

06.10.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah Cornyn sucks too but he has been kinda stealth what with Cruz making all the big shitty headlines

i think his seat is up next year? but i have zero expectations for a real challenge from dems here

06.10.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰

06.10.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i think i've outdone myself with this one

06.10.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

SHAME

not for the kink, but for lying

06.10.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Detective Peterson, Chicago Police

06.10.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they were roommates

06.10.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

heck yeah (respectfully)

06.10.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is it a kink thing

06.10.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

octopus! πŸ™πŸ™

06.10.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

century of american prostate orgasms

06.10.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

see that's so much out of the way for almost! i'd much rather get something that satisfies the same cravings but is just fully its own thing

06.10.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

aged like milk

06.10.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
06.10.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 355    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

wait no go back

06.10.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i meant octopus

06.10.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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