lynn 🔵

oh oof yeah that's rough

to turn all those backstabbing lesser nobles against each other, let them poison each other at dinner for all i care, just leave me alone so i can let a hand off my estates just a while and spend some time with my true love - the sea

OH NO

to brew a better beer and beat that smug bastard at the farm down the way in the competition at the annual village fair

to stand face to face with the god i devoted my life to and ask the question that's been burning on my mind since i witnessed the massacre of my order

to catch the thief i met one night by hopefully recreating the circumstances in which we met: we accidentally both attempted a heist on a noble's manor on the same night, and they beat me, and made off with an even greater prize - my heart

i feel ya tho i spent a lot of time grinding out urara to get dirt sparks for other racers and i'd rather have not had to do that

actually impressive to find the right speed to drive that in without ending up nose-down or ramming the far wall

oooh but maruzensky and suzuka are both fantastic

to prove myself in single combat against the greatest warriors across the land

revenge on the forest-mage who turned my familiar into a potted plant

omg that's terrifying!! glad you're ok

had a dream that bluesky was taken over by something called "eggjacketing discourse" and everyone was unhappy about it

you said it
this shit sucks

sorry to see you go, but understandable! hope you find only the best out there

every day about this time i feel really motivated to get home and do something cool and then about an hour later i have a snack and take my shoes off and turn into a puddle for the next five hours

like seriously, are you really even someone’s friend if you don’t speak about their passions in praise in areas that might uplift them in the world?

"what if she's taller than me dude?"

bro, it's called your fuckin Tippie Toes homie. get up there.

meow?

awe struck

surgery that turns your brovaries into ovaries

hahaha for real

i wish

you're right tho it's such a bizarre and sad way to rationalize that kind of hate. it's worse than just missing the point

want to get orchi but then where will i store my pee

"Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?"

the biggest cucks imo from all the 00s-10s rw recruiting wave are the high online zoomer tradcaths. moreso than the groyper frogposters or shapiro/jbp debate perverts or the fallen liberals like u got the supposed western mandate of heaven & ur gonna spend that time apologizing for the crusades? lol

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that's it i'm gonna do an intervention im getting all your friends here we're just concerned we want you to know we care about you

princess mononucleosis