serial experiments lynn

a medieval painting of a scruffy white dog with a strangely human face

normal dog, switzerland, 15th century

fucks in premise, sucks in practice

a redesign of this with like, modern ammunition and maybe something to cover the cylinder, would be super fun

MR. FUCKER

if u send me a pic of dark samus her pussy better be glowing blue. if u send me a pic of normal samus she better have a penis. if you send me a pic if Master Chief, he better have samus cum leaking out of his pussy

the worst of the worst, criminal scum, rapists, murderers.

ohhh i was wondering why fag bag sounded familiar

a hairy veiny penis squirting

nailed it

i am GOING TO get my hopes up every single time. NOT because i am gullible or desperate but because it is FUN

every so often there's a parent who decides their kid doesn't need insulin and when the kid dies we put the parents in jail

Look, I believe in casts, but if a parent has strongly-held anti-cast beliefs, they should be allowed to let their kid’s broken arm grow back all floppy and fucked up, even to the point of lifelong, debilitating pain. And that’s not child abuse because a kid’s bones are their parents’ property

Fun Fact- it says "do not eat" not because its toxic, but simply because its not food. It will just go right through you. it is big sand.

Everyone in this administration looks like a WWE 2K Create A Wrestler with one or two sliders pushed all the way to the end.

Detained by ICE, two women became first responders during agent’s seizure The women say they guided agents through the emergency, later raising concerns about medical protocols, weapons safety and accountability.

Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed.

www.startribune.com/detained-by-...

OH NOOOO

Mr. Peanutbutter himself???

highly recommend!

gofundme's for toddlers kidnapped by our own government

that's right

i don't care tbh i know im funny

ICE detains 2-year-old and father, Minneapolis city council member says The 2-year-old was reportedly detained one day after a 5-year-old was detained at school pickup.

two years old.

pesto chips whaaaaat

A picture of the Mary Tyler Moore statue in downtown Minneapolis, depicting the iconic moment from the show where she throws her hat in the air. But the hat has been covered over with a protesters cardboard sign, reading “FUCK ICE.”

On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”

a handsome anime boy with long green hair in a black and white cap, black turtleneck, and white collared button-up says "I'll make all Trainers free their Pokemon! Just try and stop me!"

the same guy, now smirking, looking down, and holding a pokeball in pixel art, with a shield insignia with the letter P next to him and the nametag "N" under his portrait

there he is. the premier bishie twink of the pokemon universe

"Jucika the stylish flight attendant" We have less than 8 days to raise $6.5k to pay off the rest of our recent ER medical bills, we are getting closer, it's just a little more, any generosity and help is greatly appreciated! https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-genczilla

"Jucika the stylish flight attendant"

We have less than 8 days to raise $6.5k to pay off the rest of our recent ER medical bills, we are getting closer, it's just a little more, any generosity and help is greatly appreciated!

www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...

simon says is just early life D/s training

[photo of a man kissing the Minnesota flag] sometimes tha side chick ain't even a chick it's the gorgeous and proud nation of minnesota

truth and freedom

holy shit i need this

same! i hate this trend of super bright led lights on trucks and shit too

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.