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The Witness (PS4 version) — Hundred Word Reviews Jonathan Blow (somehow NOT an extra from the Goth Fitness video) is a terrible human being and I hate him immensely.

ONE HUNDRED WORD REVIEW: "The Witness" (PS4 version)

Jonathan Blow (somehow NOT an extra from the Goth Fitness video) is a terrible human being and I hate him immensely. #writing #gaming

this sounds not likely

despite everything it's still green

snowposting like all the other nerds

i also choose this guy's living wife

whhhaaaa www.flickr.com/photos/tomje...

zoe kazan is writing and producing an east of eden tv adaption whaaaa 👀 👀 👀

i can't feel my fingertips

legitimately i hate everyone so much and am just using him as a vessel to not lash out at all of you

the only pointed criticism he got was being ""pretentious"" which isn't even fucking true omg

now everyone is like awww such a shame this otherwise creative genius turned out to have Bad Politics 😢😢😢 like no the evidence was always fucking there omg

it still annoys me no end that jonathan blow went a decade after braid unquestioned giving talks about narrative in game design, show don't tell, communication through gameplay etc. etc. when his narrative genius was putting fucking storybooks (with mediocre writing) between his levels

these jars are no joke

babe can you open this jar of pickles please

earlier it felt important to capture the steam coming from the toss for some reason

for arm strength only))

legit going to have to wait for the strongest person here to take his predictable 10am breakfast and jump him

biggest "i need a boyfriend" mood of the year so far

damn but now you're walking a tightrope for the whole rest of the month. that sounds stressful af do u want a cigarette

reading ig comments on something and see "I dated a girl with OCD, it can be irritating" I've never wanted to reach through the screen and slap a man so hard

wild seeing the pm tweet about ネズミ捕獲長

@kya.garden no time to explain but if john williams or christopher walken die today, my bad

kinda fucked up that santa guilt trips elizabeth mitchell into marrying him by saying the children of the world won't get presents otherwise, and then immediately chides her for perceiving her as a nagging wife

update the third, strongest, man i asked managed to do it