Chris Banaszek 🏳️‍🌈

That shouldn’t be too much to ask! 🥺 For the sake of your safety, and the sake of your running time/consistency 😋

We shall fight them together! As a family!! Wait, I think that was a riff on a quote from Fantastic 4 🤭 But, glad to have you by my side, at the end of the carpet 😋

Picture of dual Lily Tomlins and Bette Midlers from the movie Big Business

The MEETINs?! 😏😏😏

Just kidding! You know I love you, and I completely agree that drivers can be an annoyance and hazard to runners/bikers/walkers/etc! Plus, being hit by a vehicle hurts like a bitch! Do drivers not realize this?! 😭

2. Will run so painstakingly slow and consistently be roughly 100 yards away, when the driver so generously and graciously stopped to provide safe passage to the R-R

Please be safe, dear drivers, and watch out for those pesky R-Rs!

The two types of Robby-Runners (henceforth known as R-Rs) that drivers encounter on their drive:

1. Would rather run too fast, and risk throwing their bodies into the busy intersection, than think about slowing down and avoiding almost MURDERING the innocent vehicle and its occupants

I think that’s the sole job of autocorrect, to foil us every step of the way!

I can’t say that I’ve ever worn a tank top myself, but I’m glad to hear that this one might work out for you! 🥳

scooby doo is holding a piece of paper that says bunny on it Alt: Scooby Doo is holding a piece of paper that has a bunny drawn on it. Scooby bounces the piece of paper around like a bunny.

What would be worse than being a little piece of trash on the floor? Being a lonely little piece of trash on the floor… 🥺 Thank you for making me not be lonely!! Watch out for the dust bunnies, they’re not as cute and cuddly as they seem 🤨

My pleasure! Hope it was a fantastic day for you 🥳☺️

Oh my gosh, I see me! The little piece of trash on the floor! It’s kind of hard to see, but I’m totally there!! 🫨🫨🫨

I’m all over you when it’s flowing!… Wait, I mean… 😇😋

Happy birthday!

I LOVE it when you feel good about your body, that brings me so much joy 🥹 And of course, I thoroughly enjoy seeing the results of you feeling good about your body! 😋🥳👀 SEXY! 😘

They were kind of cute 😋 It was certainly unexpected!! But spiders do a lot of good/get rid of a lot of other pests, so they’re okay in my book. Just as long as they keep a distance 😜

There were no flames, hehe, but I didn’t stick around for long to hangout 😋 I like my spiders outside or unseen 🫨

Exactly! I truly do appreciate them, but I like to appreciate them from afar… with walls and glass in between us… like that thick-ass glass at the zoos 😜

I don’t know anything about slut era, but you look amazing, friend! *hugs you tight* 😘

Or did you say “slot era”? If so, then - jackpot!! 😁

This was not very different from my reaction 😂

A spider with long legs on a wall, surrounded by many very tiny baby spiders in a larger circle.

Just moved an old piece of furniture at a friend’s house, and saw a daddy long legs, and a large circle of baby spiders all around it. I didn’t get to take a picture, as they were moving pretty quickly, but it looked something like this. How’s your Monday going? 😜🕷️

Yeehaw, pardner!! 🥳🤠❤️

It’s a beautiful cake, and that description sounds fantastic 🤤 Happy birthday to you, and hope you had a wonderful day!! 🥳🥳

Something something okay plowboy you can brand me with your cowpoke, something something let me lasso you and play horsey in my rodeo, something something I can be the hired hand down at your ranch… 🤠

Nice, not a bad result at all! Yeah, some of those rare printed tiles are tough to replace, but sounds like the set is mostly complete which is great! Maybe one of the sellers on bricklink will have those tiles for not too high a price. Congrats again on the awesome find! 🥳

Even if a few things are missing, $30 is a steal! Hope most of it’s there.

I knew it! Jim is a TAPD! 😮😮😮 And I agree with Sean, the bad driving seems to apply to every area I’ve ever been to. No places have good drivers, just drivers you’re used to maybe. There are bad drivers everywhere without exception!

Happy birthday! Add 7 additional kinds of insurance to your bundle, and you’ll get a special birthday discount of -38%! Act now to get this special offf-ohhh you just missed it! 😜 Hope you have a wonderful day, and that said insurance folks leave you alone!

Well, at least the #RedSox made it to the playoffs this year, so it’s a step in the right direction. But when you can’t easily score runs, and your pitching crew is depleted and overworked, the result is… 😬 At least they didn’t get swept 🤷‍♂️ Here’s to next year!

I don’t like to think of them as misprints, rather, “Bonus Alternative Text - or BAT.” Something like that 😂😉

two roasted turkeys are sitting on trays on a grill outside Alt: two roasted birds are spinning around on the rotisserie, with pans underneath to catch the drippings

You know… if you put on OFF! and then stand in the sun for a while, you almost feel like what I presume a rotisserie chicken or turkey would feel like. I could feel my skin crisping up! Now I’m hungry for a rotisserie chicken 🍗

a woman wearing glasses is making a peace sign with her hands Alt: a woman wearing glasses is doing the “I’ve got my eyes on you” motion (if that’s what it’s even called)!

Yes!! You you you!!! 🥹👀👀👀