facilities manager left four (4) cinnabon keurig pods on my desk as a peace offering… being an office diva pays off

there is still nothing that will evaporate the atheism from your body faster than a spirit flight does

everybody really just fucking clapped on this plane

„flight attendants, boarding is complete”

Yup.

we got weratedogs on here? oh fuck yeah nvm im never leaving this app

if anyone wants to know what radicalized me i would say it’s bluesky lacking the „save draft” feature

losing brain cells listening to the two guys behind me talk like they’re kicking off a podcast episode

Axios Article: “Mike Johnson institutes transgender bathroom ban for U.S. House”

There’s no job I’m afraid to lose if it requires me to degrade anyone.

If that’s a defining issue for a voter, there will be a different candidate.

We have a bathroom in my office that anybody is welcome to use, including Representative-elect Sarah McBride.

the cover of not like us, big house with a bunch of sex offender alert icons

2025 white house cabinet meeting

who up honking they shoos?

The guy whispering into George w bush’s ear on 9/11 saying “mfs be like "mfs be like" and then they be the mfs that be like the mfs they say be like that”

Who up preparing for a lifetime of measles and dystentary

checked the likes on my last bsky post & they’re all random accounts… am i famous now

gonna start stealing tw**ts and passing them off as my own on here

Bluesky is our final defense in the badussy war against daboys general Elon

How it feels leaving that fucking app……. getting all oomfs on board atm