Bolivia Newton-John

A black and white photo of Fred Astaire skateboarding in a driveway

Fred Astaire took up skateboarding in his 70s and broke his arm

These guys are so vulnerable to defecting to Chicago

The Eye of Sauron in Still life with Oranges by Paul Gauguin.

the fellowship of the arts: thread

What foods do you love that you fully acknowledge make you a pervert for loving them?

I need the NFL to know I’m capable of watching a football game without any Mannings

Police and paramedics showed up a few minutes later, he said. As paramedics placed tourniquets on Martinez's leg and arm, a bullet fell out of her arm and onto the shop's floor, the manager said.

This woman is a badass

C’mon, man. It’s incredibly irresponsible to draw any correlation between the accident and his performance without more information. Your job is to ask him about it, not engage in speculation.

Indiana's Curt Cignetti, who turned the moribund Hoosiers into national contenders in one offseason, was not available for comment.

There it is

Can't recall the last time I saw someone just randomly hang gliding at First Street in KDH...

Perfect comparison. I miss Keith Jackson, who always understood the game wasn’t about him.

*whispers* i don’t care for gus johnson

Why don’t Santa and Mrs. Claus have any children?

Because Santa only comes once a year.

#DocAfterDark

This is the Stewie content the people have been clamoring for!! 😅🐶

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers First published on October 9, 2009, this classic by Colin Nissan is our most-read article of all time. We’re celebrating the 16th anniversary of th...

“It’s fall, fuckfaces. You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not.”

This only happens to you once

I’ve seen slower crowds running from a natural disaster

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

My spouse has this thing he calls “grasshopper moments” —from when he was a kid and he realized that grasshoppers are called that because they hop in the grass. I was today years old when I realized that quart is short for a quarter of a gallon. As in a quart of milk.
I have a PhD.

“Duke Health has not received a rate adjustment from Aetna in four years”

“If we end up out of network, Duke is the one who made that choice,” [state Treasurer Brad Briner] said.

Hard to square these two statements. If the requested increases are less than inflation, Aetna looks unreasonable here.

Statue Topple GIF Alt: GIF of a statue being toppled by a crane, which rips the head off the statue as it falls

Finally got land-based high speed internet at my house in the boonies. 🛜

Me ripping the Starlink antenna off my roof:

“At the Sept. 22 briefing, Trump said he spoke with Kennedy about autism 20 years ago: ‘We understood a lot more than a lot of people who studied it,’ he said.”

*screams into the abyss*

I’d like to see Max Johnson play, sooner than later today

It’s Eric Collins, who I believe also does play-by-play for the Charlotte Hornets TV broadcast.

He likes making the game about himself sometimes, which isn’t so fun when it’s your team struggling. This is why I always listen to @jonesangell.bsky.social on the Tar Heels Sports Network.

A “Choose Your Own Adventure” book. The cover depicts a grassy park surrounded by a forested area with a small Japanese (?) shrine made of stone. An average Caucasian man, who might be a frat boy, in a white t-shirt and blue jeans is kicking the shit out of a ninja, who is one of three ninjas trying to beat his ass.

Obligatory:

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Blue is a menace