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LA Chargers fan. Catch me on here bitching about 81 degree weather πŸ”₯β˜€οΈπŸ₯΅ - My views are not just my own but also those of my employer, Jamba Juice.

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I was going to say, I hope he runs for the lulz but then realized that’s how we got Trump. Have you seen β€˜Exit Through The Gift Shop’? That’s what Trump being president reminds me of. I’m like, β€œI can’t be the only one that is disappointed in the human IQ right now”

17.02.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feel free to quote me on this Mina; he will be better than Burrow. Fernando isn't just a prospect; he’s a 6'5" processing deity who took Indiana to a 16-0 Natty with zero 1st-round WRs. 41 TDs, 10.8% TD rate, and pure ice in his veins. Burrow needed a superteam; Mendoza is the superteam.

14.02.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

They spend money on every imaginary war except the war on poverty or education. Thats because it won’t funnel back to them like every other fucking con they’re running.

13.02.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're doing such a good job explaining that. I can tell this is really important to you.

10.02.2026 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is still too funny to me

09.02.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

09.02.2026 09:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t trust β€˜search party’ by ring. It just makes it more convenient for the government to track β€˜seditious actors’ or whatever bullshit lie they use.

09.02.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't wait for the 30-for-30 documentary on this.

09.02.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TIL people still use twitter.

09.02.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh shit, I forgot there was a game going on.

09.02.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m jealous. As a Latino, damn. I’m so full of pride and emotion right now.

09.02.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Fuck ICE

Fuck ICE

09.02.2026 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6427    πŸ” 1765    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 108

As a Latino, I need a fucking cigarette right now.

09.02.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a Latino, I’m not gonna lie. I’m proud and way too emotional.

09.02.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can go a lifetime without seeing a kardashian, but ok #suoerbowllx

09.02.2026 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok that Bosch commercial made me smile #superbowlxl

09.02.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m thinking Jim Harbaugh is looking at this Seattle offense really closely right now. Omarion Hampton is going to be a problem next season.

09.02.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That would’ve worked. I think Sam Darnold has the yips. Settle down, young man. Settle down.

09.02.2026 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn’t Adam Sandler in the Epstein files?

09.02.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was flirting w/ a girl at a sb party that yr. I told her Seahawks won but she wasn’t understanding. I told her, they basically already won, β€œunless they do something stupid like throw the football” I went from smooth guy to a GPS trying to recalculate in the middle of the ocean.

08.02.2026 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Careful. Chicago cold is dry and dignified. New York cold is wet and personally offended by your presence.

08.02.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought she retired. No offense but how old is she?

08.02.2026 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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07.02.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Yeah, Karen Bass fucking sucks.

07.02.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cause we sure as fuck know he ain’t getting head coach of the year. Ever.

06.02.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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30.01.2026 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 8081    πŸ” 969    πŸ’¬ 474    πŸ“Œ 158

This is the same guy that claimed, dead ass, that he didn’t sleep for 25 days.

03.02.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is going to be like 3D TV’s in 2009-ish. Sony will abandon this tomorrow if they’re smart.

03.02.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wish they started from the beginning but I get it. There’s a lot of meat in that bone. But hey, imagine being able to see harrenhal at its golden age?

02.02.2026 07:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If this coaching cycle has taught me anything, it’s that owners are as incompetent as they seem.

01.02.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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