magdalene.

* Another laugh track from its stuffy speakers.

Oh, they ADORE you, ddarlings—!

I suppose i dont NEED it, but where would i be without my beauty sleep ? rotting away in some scrap heap, likely. miss alphys wants me in bed by ten o'clock.

Oh, you should TRY resting, dears. its stellar!

Every prognosis miss alphys has ever made about anything has been and will be true !

Im not sure, really. i just get the feeling that being in front of so many adoring fans.s must feel very satisfying! though, ddon't get me wrong, darlings, i DO know what its like. i'm on stage from the moment i wake up till the moment i get in bed.

* It plays a canned laugh track.

Oh—? what's that like? being a ghost that can sing and dance? do you feel free?

A little late today, arent we? Darling?

Lately, she's occupied herself with trying to paint her toe claws.

Ratings? ratings? oh, we could be stars.s, darlings! here, let me get you my autograph...

Do you like to sing?

What a beautiful name. i'm sure you get complimented on it all the time! ime!

WWell! Darlings! arent you a charmer ? i couldnt have done it without miss alphys' brilliance though. she certainly knows her way around a mechatronic chassis.

Hello Beautifuls ::) What A wonderful audience we have this evening

Do with that information what you will. or do—nt! none of it really is my business, beauties!

Sh. e really is quite the romeo. i think if you held her in your arms for just a moment, shed melt like an overclocked CPU.

Im not one to gossip, but you should read what alphys writes about you. poetry like you wouldnt be-lieve, sweetheart.

Id share it with you, but i think its a bit too hot for television.

Im ffar from captive, darling. ling

The question is, do YOU need help?

It ddoesnt get much better than miss alphys, beauties !

I would know, darlings. The Angel told me so

She is excellent and she is always right

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I have her diary

Well im playing cookie run right now, so.

I had to threaten to call this strange number that I'd found on a flash drive she had left placed in my motherboard overnight. And I didn't even know what a phone was until yesterday! i told her giving me internet access was a bad idea, loves. she's gone and dug her own grave.

SHE THOUGHT ABOUT PUTTING ME IN A SQUARE, DARLINGS.

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