— BATTAT. 📻 @wrongwaybettor

* I BET THEY'RE WAITING FOR ME ･:*:･ﾟ☆

》》 ON THE PLAYER SELECT SCREEN ! 🎮

・゜゜・．LISTENING TO STRANGELY ♬ GROOVY ♬ MUSIC!!! ☆

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INDIE BERDLY — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🌐

⟬ #DELTARUNERP ÷ #MVRP ÷ #RPSKY ⟭

10.02.2026 19:05 — 👍 29 🔁 29 💬 1 📌 0

An illustration of the Green Pippins in a dimly lit room, arranging a corkboard.

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╰┈ ➤ WE ARE ✮ L I V E ✮ ♪

WE ARE ⋆.˚✮ O N A I R 🎧✮˚.⋆

ılıılıılıılı WE ARE ıllı R E C O R D I N G ıllı

🎤 YOU ARE BACKGROUND NOISE .ᐟ

˗ˏˋ NOW GET OUT ᝰ .ᐟ ˎˊ˗

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BATTAT / GREEN PIPPINS — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🎲

⟬ #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY ⟭

31.01.2026 02:19 — 👍 29 🔁 29 💬 1 📌 0

She's got the eyes of a snake
Loading dice, raising stakes from a cash cow

03.01.2026 02:20 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Just makin' sure you heard me.

01.01.2026 05:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Someone almost died.

01.01.2026 03:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Someone almost died.

01.01.2026 03:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They don't let me near the bar after what happened last year.

01.01.2026 03:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fiiine. Tch. 💢

24.12.2025 22:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your post :(

13.12.2025 08:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have been nothing but obsessive and weird and difficult to you and this is how you treat me

12.12.2025 07:33 — 👍 4 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

yay

— TEMP PINNED.

CARD KINGDOM ERA BATTAT — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG

12.12.2025 00:30 — 👍 5 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 1

OOC : // IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY IF FELLTAT HAD A SIGNIFICANTLY LAMER DRINK ACTUALLY

09.12.2025 05:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

OOC : // AMAZING that I got two "blood" responses within seconds of each other

09.12.2025 05:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

OOC : // LOL?

09.12.2025 05:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

OOC : // *Jongler VC* Is gotta be's a red drink. 'Cause she's red

09.12.2025 05:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

OOC : // What would Felltat's equivalent of battery acid be...

09.12.2025 05:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

[ Watching them with a stone-faced expression, loudly sipping a mysterious red drink ]

09.12.2025 05:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

[ Walking into the news room in the Mike costume and pulling this shit on all the other Pippins ]

09.12.2025 00:08 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

✱ THE AIRWAVES CRACKLE

WITH FREEDOM.

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SHADOW BOSS!BATTAT, "MOTORMOUTH MIKE" — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🎤

06.12.2025 22:41 — 👍 9 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0

[ ... Thinking reeeaaally hard for a moment. ]

. . .

What if instead of introducing myself as MOTORMOUTH MIKE, I started introducing myself as BIG DADDY MIKE.

01.12.2025 21:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

[ RECOILING ]

01.12.2025 05:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WHA RT THE FUCK ?!? ! !!!!!!!!!!!

01.12.2025 05:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So I just gotta be more SUAVE?

. . .

HOW???

01.12.2025 05:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

IF YOU PUT YOUR DISGUSITNG MOUTH ON ME I'M WRITING YOU UP

01.12.2025 05:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

WwHHHYY?

01.12.2025 04:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

HOW DO I GET SEXIER

01.12.2025 04:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

. . .

WhhAt the fuck -- ??? 💦

01.12.2025 04:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

AM I UGLY

01.12.2025 04:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

.

E-eeeh??? 💦

01.12.2025 04:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What the fuck am I doin' wrong man

01.12.2025 04:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

— BATTAT. 📻

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