Craig Flickinger

Is being a chop hoe or being stuck in the Khia Asylum the same thing?

It’s not the critics’ fault, those Heights just prove too Wüthering for some of them

It’s not the critics’ fault, those Heights just prove too Wüthering for some of them

The only thing common about me is my blood type🩸

Bonchon chicken on the way, donuts acquired, now all I need is to pop the edible and turn the TV on for a night well spent.

This year is a very special year for horror fans, because it's the first time in eleven years that three Friday the 13ths will be taking place in a single year!

That happens to be the maximum amount of Friday the 13ths that can exist in a single year, and it won't happen again until 2037.

Practically deformed?! No! A law student💁🏻‍♂️

“My son can’t be gay, he loves women!”

The women:

a woman with her eyes closed is standing in front of a window ALT: a woman with her eyes closed is standing in front of a window

They don’t know I’m listening to Wüthering Heights on the treadmill right now. 🏃🏻‍♂️🫦

Pics or it didn’t happen

And a black lace parasol to accompany! It may be morbid, but I do love dressing for a funeral.

Bought a veiled hat and tulle gloves for an anticipated funeral. You gotta serve no matter the occasion, dear.

Sometimes you just end up scrolling the Wikipedia page on the killing of Chandra Levy, and that’s okay.

Bought a veiled hat and tulle gloves for an anticipated funeral. You gotta serve no matter the occasion, dear.

Never ceases to amaze/confound me that people press the elevator button despite it being lit. Like, what, am I going to just stand in front and NOT have pressed it? The lack of common sense and/or need to satiate their sense of certainty is so annoying.

I think of all the things I want to happen during the midterms, besides the obvious of taking the House and/or Senate, is for Susan Collins to lose her seat. Please 🙏🏻

Ms. Jackson, if you’re nasty

If you see this, post a character that starts with E

Making Earl Grey ice cream today!🍨🫖

May they have the day they deserve

“My son can’t be gay, he loves women!”

The women:

Not Karen levels. But acknowledging the small gripes helps prevent the big outbursts.

If there’s one thing I believe is healthy to do on the regular, it’s a little complaining.

So much I want to do today.

❤️

No fucking way. Omg

Making coffee ice cream w/ my favorite coffee! ☕️🍦

NEW YORK (AP) — Judge rules that Luigi Mangione should not face the death penalty if convicted on federal charges in CEO's killing.

Trying to hide I’m riding the struggle bus at the gym today. How am I faring? 🏋🏻‍♂️💪🏻