Duder McGuy

Oh boy I can't wait to travel to a barren rock with absolutely no oversight or laws ruled by a man who would profit off the very air I breath that would be so cool and fun

Also don't mean "rat" as in a pro-Nazi sense lol just that they did it to secure favors/power, not out of any sense of genuine remorse

Yep! Because post-WW2, the Nazis couldn't eat each other out fast enough.

It happens with all fascist movements. The whole goal is to be the big fish...so when the big fish is gone, the smaller fish start eating each other.

Trump probably won't see the inside of a jail cell.

But neither did Hitler or Stalin (Post-dictatorship at least).

That doesn't mean it isn't important to push as hard as you can so that the NEXT Trump has that much more of a hurdle to get through.

Me to my wife, moments after sex: "Ya done good kid. Ya done real good."

(waddle off nude in search of a towel)

The way I see it (born 1984) a lot of Gen X just thought they would be young forever and media would only ever market to them.

And now the world has moved on and they're angry and hurt but don't know how to cope with it because their parents parked them in front of a TV instead of raising them.

He's one of the few villains with an actual redemption arc that stuck

My therapist and I talk a LOT about how frustrated I am that I've "done everything right" but keep getting knocked down.

Cyke hits that for me. He did what he was told his whole life, believed in the cause...and got left holding the bag.

You got a bullet proof vest and an armored car, bitch, the fuck are you scared of?

Can't decide if I'm too white or too old to know about Bad Bunny outside of the context of the super bowl

I learned about looksmaxxing today and holy shit that is just the saddest thing to ever exist.

Be happy with your body. It's fine to be into glamour or fitness if you like that but damn, have a personality.

This almost makes me sad.

As I age, I find it a lot less likely that an old man will find me and tell me I'm the Chosen One and that I've had the power inside me all along.

The only thing more powerful than hate is love

love of DEEEEEEEZZZZZ NUUUUUUTTTTTTZZZZZZ

GOTTEM

I'm so much better at parenting than my ex-wife is that CPS sent a person to watch me and take notes.

Take THAT!

Hey maybe we could all just be nice to each other for like...one day? See how it pans out?

I thought he wasn't watching

If I ever had the chance to make a one-shot comic, it would be about a mutant who has no powers but just looks different, going about his daily life and being treated like shit for being a mutant. He gets home, turns on the TV...and sees the model-hot X-Men meeting with Captain America. The End.

Fuck "What's your Harry Potter House," normalize "Who's your favorite X-Man?"

Not even the most racist mee-maw is that racist

I know we all want a president who will prosecute Donald Trump.

That would be nice.

But honestly? I would rather have a president that goes after tech companies. This Ring Search Party shit is terrifying. How can this be allowed?

In fairness, he probably never DID need the money. It ain't like we were ever going to see Donald Trump with a cardboard sign next to the interstate, you know?

And that makes it all the worse: It's just pure, undiluted greed that drives him. Having the most just to have the most.

Actually, why is the President making a salary in the first place anyway? It ain't like they buy this shit out of their own pockets in the first place.

Of course.

For shits and giggles:

1. Mad Max (A+)
2. Furiosa (A)
3. Road Warrior (A-)
4. Fury Road (B, but gets an A if I'm watching it in a theater)
5. Thunderdome (C+)

Star Wars Episode IV
Bladerunner
Terminator
Mad Max

And my left fielder? 2010: The Year We Make Contact

All of these films are over 40 years old 😢

I knew he was a conservative guy but was he always so histrionic about it? This is like full on NewsMax dialogue.

Admittedly I know next to nothing about the Paul brothers, by design.

Don't even get me started on BJ's Wholesale Warehouse