Mother O’Crumbo

Don’t let anyone fool you- the hardest thing about having a baby by FAR is having to return to work before you’re ready 😭😭😭

Last Valentine’s Day I found out I was pregnant and now a year later my baby is sleeping alone in her crib for the first time and not next to me in her bassinet, and absolutely nothing prepares you for that abrupt change and I am a proud, blubbering, weeping mess 😭😭😭 if I could just freeze time 🥺

It’s very stressful being a Buffalo fan #bills

Nobody talks about how much time you spend cleaning lint from between your baby’s toes, but it’s more than you’d expect.