Kevin Bacon is six degrees away

Five degrees now, sir

*alarm sirens blare*

Four degrees

Sir he’s breached the perimeter

Three degrees

Sir

Two degrees

One

*kevin bacon crashes through the ceiling*

31.08.2023 14:37 — 👍 418    🔁 74    💬 9    📌 2

23.02.2025 04:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

30.01.2025 02:35 — 👍 190076    🔁 41644    💬 3651    📌 1933

Merritt and Martha 4eva

10.02.2025 03:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Should I get these y/n? #skiseason #powderdays #tubular

02.02.2025 04:46 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

BAHP BAHP BAHHHH

02.02.2025 04:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Here's some nice ice.

24.01.2025 16:37 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe this will exclusively be a Merritt art account.

Sailboat in dark blue waves with smiling sky elements. Pencil on paper, circa 2025.

24.01.2025 04:32 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0