@inshadows.bsky.social
Lost in uncharted territory. I write bangers at night when I'm drunk, but nobody sees them.
-Do you want the extra large Mc-Super Soda with that Sir?
-Go fuck yourself. You're fired.
Measles != Health
19.02.2026 23:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't forget worthless!!
Oh, maybe that is implied by useless. Of course it is... God why am I even allowed to breathe.
Obv, he may also have looked completely different. But still, good job!
19.02.2026 23:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I like bunnies!
Uhm... sorry.
The night was ...humid.
17.02.2026 22:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I misread this as "wanking life" but it still felt relevant.
17.02.2026 22:10 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sometimes when a noob walks into the lunch room, I'll say "Hey dude, what's down?"
Everyone at the space station love that joke.
This thiel guy is a really pleasant person, isn't he?
17.02.2026 15:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No no no...
I actually started a social network site last week. I have 12 billion people on there already!
Bigfoot sighting i northern Europe
17.02.2026 15:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not to don't.
I have to put my phone down.
So many words
15.02.2026 21:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0By bangers never echo
13.02.2026 23:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Given that Mel Gibson was able to form quite a career after Mad Max, I don't think a platinum album is much to ask for since I once sang random parts of "the Boxer" while piss drunk and then passed out in the lavatory with my pants down.
13.02.2026 23:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's interesting how "numb" can be such a desirable state.
13.02.2026 21:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When my mindfulness coach says "Ranch!..." I envision dry sand in gusts of wind, dwindling fences, and the smell of horse manure.
I don't understand why you name a dressing like that.
Yes!! I never believed in that nonsense!
12.02.2026 22:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pam Bondi is making an impressive effort to earn a place in hell.
12.02.2026 07:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Look behind you, that's where it went... 😱
07.02.2026 22:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Aaw :(
05.02.2026 06:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just waiting for the golden diaper to be finished, or metal donnie won't feel safe to appear in public.
04.02.2026 15:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How can someone so pathetic be so ...uh no he really is just pathetic.
03.02.2026 21:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My rabbit sends an insulted *stomp*.
03.02.2026 21:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Reasons to quit your job: #504
03.02.2026 16:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Tronald Dump has been doing that too. I can haz billion dollar?
03.02.2026 16:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sad but fun :)
31.01.2026 00:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Doodle of ...uhm... sad emoji and text saying "melaaawhnia in (some) theaters for no apparent reason"
I'm thinking about giving up my day job
31.01.2026 00:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Photo of a robin and some snow
Adorable! 😍
30.01.2026 23:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The last few years, our friendly neighbourhood robin just stuck around all winter.
He (?) scurries below the bird feeders picking up the crumbs, as his feet aren't designed to cling up there :(
