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George Bernard Shaw’s favourite otter keeper. Boarding School Survivor. Words, music, documentaries, politics & translations. Can’t forgive The Sun & Daily Mail.

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These mealymouthed, forelock-tugging responses are shocking. This step was so overdue it's neither powerful or brave. As a victim, I don't support the royals, either: I hold them responsible for a coverup. As for standards, Kemi: Shouldn't kids have *always* expected to be safe?

31.10.2025 12:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Spain's Josh Haden: “The entire band was smoking weed every day!” As The Blue Moods Of Spain, the deliciously drowsy debut from the LA quartet, is reissued, we talk to frontman Josh Haden

Things that make me happy:
Talking to Spain's Josh Haden for the first time in 30 years...

www.uncut.co.uk/features/spa...

27.10.2025 13:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Finally, the Sunday Telegraph admits folk aren't sending kids to boarding schools not because of VAT but because they actually want to spend time with their children.
"Historic child abuse cases still emerging from the sector make for horrifying reading."
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26.10.2025 11:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Redirecting...

If you - or anyone you know - attended Horris Hill prep school and are looking for a safe space to discuss your experiences, I've just established a private Facebook group for survivors.

www.facebook.com/groups/11612...

24.10.2025 14:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Roger Eno - "I thrive on atmosphere" The celebrated ambient composer Roger Eno on the songs, books, paintings and poems that make him sentimental...

I figured it was time to have a chat with the exceptionally charming and erudite Roger Eno for @uncutmagazine.bsky.social about the songs, books, paintings and poems that make him most sentimental...
www.uncut.co.uk/features/rog...

24.10.2025 13:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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From top to bottom, they're all the same. One of my abusers, Horris Hill school's deputy headmaster, regularly conducted the chapel services that we, as 8-13 year-old boys, attended. Elsewhere, he was having children remove their underwear before whipping them with a golf club they'd had to choose.

24.10.2025 12:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Last week, a former Eton college teacher was found guilty of child sexual abuse. This week brings accusations against Hurstpierpoint College. Meanwhile 2025's Boarding School of the Year Award went to Monkton Combe weeks after a former teacher was charged w/ buggery.
seenheard.org.uk/hurstpierpoi...

23.10.2025 11:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is what it’s like to be the victim of child sexual abuse at a British boarding school. You try to point out that abusers come in every colour and so to focus only on Pakistani grooming gangs helps no one. Then someone who doesn’t enable replies calls you a scumbag who wants girls raped.

22.10.2025 14:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Boarding School Secrets & Child Abuse In The UK With Wyndham Wallace - S&H Podcast Ep24
YouTube video by Seen & Heard Boarding School Secrets & Child Abuse In The UK With Wyndham Wallace - S&H Podcast Ep24

If you, like me, were a victim of boarding school abuse, in my case at Horris Hill - and, I'll add, if you were there feel free to contact me - then you might find comfort in this podcast about my experiences & the power of music, on which many of us came to depend.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngZ3...

21.10.2025 15:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Boarding School Secrets & Child Abuse In The UK With Wyndham Wallace - S&H Podcast Ep24
YouTube video by Seen & Heard Boarding School Secrets & Child Abuse In The UK With Wyndham Wallace - S&H Podcast Ep24

It was a joy to appear on Seen & Heard's podcast w/ Chris Braitch to discuss how music got me through my boarding school hell, then, four decades later, finally reawoke the memories of what had happened to me there.
"Music's always been my most reliable friend."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngZ3...

21.10.2025 13:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm especially excited about the new @uncutmagazine.bsky.social because not only did I speak to The Blue Aeroplanes, one of the bands to earn me my school era 'Indie Wyndy' nickname, but I also get a shout out on the Readers' Letters page for the first time in 21 years of writing for the mag...

17.10.2025 10:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A Mosque in London has banned females over 12 from competing in charity runs. But I know a college in Windsor that bans females over 12 from competing in education, and has done since 1440.

12.10.2025 08:33 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Farage insists ex-Reform UK Wales leader convicted of bribery is ‘bad apple’ Farage said he was shocked by Nathan Gill’s admissions relating to pro-Russia statements

A good tree does not bear rotten fruit, nor does a rotten tree bear good fruit. For every tree is known by its own fruit. For people do not pick figs from thornbushes, nor do they gather grapes from brambles.

–Luke 6:43-44

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

10.10.2025 15:01 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Nigel Farage accuses teachers of ‘poisoning our kids’ on race issues Exclusive: Reform UK leader’s remarks at event for private US college criticised as ‘grossly irresponsible’ by NEU leader

So says a man whose entire world view is based on what he learned at a private school in an era in which the Empire was still interpreted as a purely virtuous project

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

09.10.2025 19:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cathy is proving one of the great allies of those who have faced denials for years of the abuse they suffered as children within some of the country's most elite institutions

09.10.2025 19:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Stillwater Runs Deep: Other Lives on Re-Enchanting the American Dream | The Quietus Jesse Tabish speaks to Wyndham Wallace about how Other Lives' cosmic vision wants to make the American Dream great again.

"What makes this ‘Stillwater Sound’ so timely is how it questions what makes America great. After all, it's a notoriously indistinct concept. What makes anywhere great? Its government? Its people? Its environment?"

My latest, on Other Lives, for @thequietus.com.
thequietus.com/interviews/o...

09.10.2025 15:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Jesus And Mary Chain Interview Jim Reid joins Classic Pop to look back at The Jesus And Mary Chain’s legacy and reveals the positive message behind the band

I recently had the pleasure of talking to The Jesus & Mary Chain's Jim Reid for Classic Pop head of the band's headline slot at November's fine Shiiine On festival.

"We really thought at the end of 1985 we’d be playing Psychocandy at Wembley Stadium!"

www.classicpopmag.com/interviews/t...

01.10.2025 16:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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At least The Tories are now admitting it was them that took it in the first place.

24.09.2025 11:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Yay!! Let’s all think even less!! Thanks, Zalando!

18.09.2025 09:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Profound gratitude to the British government for showing their commitment to all victims of sexual abuse by firing Epstein's close friend, Peter Mandelson, then days later extending unprecedented honours to Epstein's close friend, Donald Trump.
Kids, we've just been fucked again.

17.09.2025 07:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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So there it is, in black and white: the government will not confirm that association with a paedophile would prevent their being hired. We've come nowhere since the 1970s. Sexual abuse of kids is fine if it's done by someone who could 'help' the country.

16.09.2025 14:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Danny Kruger is an evangelical Christian. That means he's a hypocrite.

15.09.2025 10:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Widow of Charlie Kirk says her ‘cries will echo around the world like a battle cry’ In statement Friday, Erika Kirk says ‘evildoers responsible for my husband’s assassination have no idea what they have done’

We appear to be entering Archduke Franz Ferdinand territory, though I rather doubt any of these people know who Archduke Franz Ferdinand was.
theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

13.09.2025 08:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Boris Johnson needs to understand that you don’t get to call Charlie Kirk’s views “common sense” just because he’s not here to refute that.

11.09.2025 18:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Keir Starmer sacks Peter Mandelson over Jeffrey Epstein ties Foreign Office says extent of US ambassador’s friendship with disgraced financier not disclosed when he was appointed

It's very much starting to look like Keir Starmer invited the wrong grown-ups into the room...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

11.09.2025 11:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Is Boarding School Right for My Child? Chris Braitch, Seen & Heard Co-Founder + Contributors - Seen & Heard Should You Send Your Child to Boarding School? A Thoughtful Guide Deciding if boarding school is right for your child? This heartfelt, expert-backed guide explores academic benefits, emotional wellbeing, safeguarding, and family connection

I’d heartily encourage all parents to read this guide, put together by Seen and Heard – currently doing invaluable work to support those who didn’t thrive at such institutions - so they can make a genuinely informed choice about what’s truly best for their child.
seenheard.org.uk/blog/should-...

10.09.2025 14:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The discovery that Trump- and Vance-loving, Sadiq Khan-hating, flag-waving handler of stolen goods and working class hero Thomas ‘Bosh’ Skinner in fact attended an expensive private school couldn’t have come as any less of a surprise to this product of a similar education.

10.09.2025 13:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OMfuckingG
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10.09.2025 08:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
VILLANELLE - Hinge (Official Visualiser)
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I've just heard Liam Gallagher's son's band Villanelle, and I'm delighted to discover that, with each new generation, the derivative nature of the art grows by a factor in accordance with the increased length and width of the Gallagher child's eyebrows.

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10.09.2025 08:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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Weleda allegedly supplied cream used on prisoners in Dachau by SS doctor Study claims Swiss firm provided Nazi concentration camp with anti-frostbite product used in deadly tests in early 1940s

Weleda promises a “complete clarification” of its history, but my advice is never to trust an organisation that only tries to get ahead of a story after it's had 80 years to explain itself. Inevitably, I'm reminded a lot of Britain's boarding schools too.

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...

10.09.2025 07:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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