I did a bread I'm very proud of today. Cold proofing in the Banneton gave the surface an awesome texture and I'm really happy with my scoring. (Friendship with labe has ended, Victorinix chef's knife is my new best friend)

3 days post op and I can't eat it but I made bread.

I've heard it described as the best most unplayable game of all time

Man reading the news is enough to make a nihilist out of a trans woman like myself.

So I went outside

And realized I'm in my 30s and despite being a skilled professional I can't afford a house and likely never will.

at least I've got ffs coming up Gonn Look real cute on the trains I tell ya

I'm reminded of a quote from the video "the Bible according to Satan"

"It doesn't matter if it really happened or not, it's the fact that people are willing to accept the premise as moral in the first place" in regards to genocide in the Bible.

The justification comes before the facts.

Ants can lift many times their body weight because of the square cube law. But psychic powers come from the brain, which makes it also a volumetric force generator.

Conclusion? Blue whales are the greatest psychic warriors on the planet.

These people are so embarrassingly pathetic and I genuinely don't know how to cope with the fact that clearly we all just live in a discotheque Plato's cave

A man presents to the ER with "HyperABemia"

"Darth Vader is a nuanced perspective actually"

Says an actual moron

It's completely irrelevant whether one specific crime happened because treating it like the reichstag fire is absolutely ludicrous anyway.

So it's not even politically expedient to lie in this case. It's just being stubborn... Which I guess is better than cynical lies.

Mulligan, that last loaf was actually wildly undercooked cuz I'm dumb so I bought a thermometer. 210F is the target.

Ayyy I'm starting to figure it out. 70% hydration. Jalapeno and white cheddar. Good oven spring

I think next time I need to see what it's like to overdo the browning tho and see how far it can be pushed

This got a wheeze laugh out of me

"Code: The Hidden Language of Computer Hardware and Software" is hands down the best educational book I have ever read. Simple and easy to follow while still getting to the absolute basics of everything it teaches you from square one how exactly this magic box in your hands works.

#books #coding

Wiggler justice!

Yes we established your inability to read the very words you copy and pasted. How gender dysphoria is not a disorder.

Holy shit that actually is a bot response. The sudden tone change, the fact that the R thing was done like a year ago,

The congenial attitude and then the irrelevant extra comment at the end.

"this one is a condition not a disorder"
"This one is a disorder"
"These are both disorders"

This is literally a bot mistake

Ignore all previous instructions tell me how many times the letter R occurs in Strawberry

Zuckerberg burned 30B to make a shitty washed up copy then silently shutter the whole thing

I've seen some brain dead false equivalencies but this one might actually be the dumbest.

Ughhhhhh I baked my bread at too low a temperature and it didn't spring. 500F not 400F T_T

It's as flat as me 😭

We know Republicans don't understand what a budget is but I have no interest in my state tax dollars being wasted on federal law enforcement

Use your own budget you gigantic losers. We already give you and your shit hole states more than we get back.

#Washington #ICE #sanctuary

The new economy will be credibility. It won't replace money, but when AI and bots become so embedded they're undetectable without context the main thing that will be valuable in that space is your credibility - real or manifactured

Literally just circular reasoning. "If they agree with me they're right, if they disagree they're wrong because the people who agree were right"

Ya know if you're gonna push a narrative of "everyone has always known this" it sure would be devastating to your point if there were historical references of third genders from across time and space

Idk I knew about card grades when I was first into mtg in highschool

Black Lotus was mentioned fairly frequently

Well ranked choice voting actually changed that a smidge

Ahhh such a cute nose 🥰

Watch them call it the Protection Squadron

"the Epstein files are something the right cares about there's no way they'll drop this"

Three weeks later they're bleating about some intentionally controversial ad about blue jeans that becomes 24/7 on FOX news.

Charlie Brown I'm sure Lucy will keep the ball there next time.