I flew business class to Europe.
Centrelink still thinks Iβm in a share house.
#AussieHumour #StandUpComedy #Centrelink
@andrewbiggs.com.au
Turning life's absurdities into punchlines. Dark humour enthusiast Stalk me: https://linktr.ee/_andrew_biggs
I flew business class to Europe.
Centrelink still thinks Iβm in a share house.
#AussieHumour #StandUpComedy #Centrelink
Posting shit to get attention #darkjokes #comedy #comedian #standup
19.02.2025 05:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trumpβs press secretary was asked to confirm the presidentβs plan for Gaza.
She was quoted as saying βhis plan is to annex from the river to the sea of americaβ
A shit joke about the shitstorm in America.
22.01.2025 11:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dark humour is a fine line between being a dick and actually being smart.
22.01.2025 10:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Are dark humour fans on here?
22.01.2025 10:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βWe listen and we donβt judgeβ, is a terrible trend for the Supreme Court Judges.
21.01.2025 13:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Which US presidents dick do I have to suck for some money? Is it just trump or all nazis?
21.01.2025 01:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Typical post every four years, Trump isnβt my president!
Because Iβm Australian.
And that is what Iβm most happy about. Good luck America!
#trump #america #greenday #newworld #president
Everything was better back in my day! We all know what granny really wants. @racistgranny
#toilet #comedy #trans #queer
#Igbt #trending #shitoldpeoplesay
@skylight.social
Iβm so #antiwoke that I buy a coin from a con artist. Stuff my kids college fund or mortgage payments.
#ownthelibs
I donβt know how to get views on YT shorts. So if you love dark jokes, check out my post.
youtube.com/shorts/W83yt...
#darkjokes #ytshorts #comedy #comedian
Did the #trend of βwe listen and we donβt judgeβ only start now because of #Trump?
Is that his motto for the next 4 years?
The mainstream media may not discuss it, but here's the fact:
Three people βMusk, Bezos & Zuckerberg β now own more wealth than the bottom half of American society.
A handful of corporations control what is produced & the prices we pay.
Capitalism is broken.
Why does it annoy me that when watching #truecrime they always say βa torso was found, just the body with no legs, arms or headβ like what else is a torso!
15.01.2025 11:34 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Trying out a new #joke Most people agree!
#comedy #comedian #darkhumor #darkcomedy #australiancomedian #standup #standupcomedy #hashtag
Billionaires love money, they donβt care about you! #zuckthecuck
Whatβs a good alternative to insta for comedians?
#instagram #meta #leaving #comedians
Randomly one of my #tiktoks got 160k views after two weeks. I feel #popular
Any brands want to work together? π
#ceomindset
06.12.2024 13:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Health Insurance workers removing CEO from their LinkedIn profiles
06.12.2024 13:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Got an angry letter about our dog barking every morning. I respect the bravery but we donβt have a dog
04.12.2024 05:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Every #comedian was bombing talking about their kids. So I thought stuff it, ask the crowd what they want! Majority rules
#standup #standupcomedy #crowdwork
https://youtube.com/shorts/TlrfZw7VD0Y?si=xItlUVXhvsga8jnI
I like to make sure people know l'm progressive.
#darkhumour #australia #comedian #standupcomedy #comedy #darkjoke #darkhumor ##funnyvideos #comedyvideo #gay #gaycouple #brisbane
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSjGG3o9g/
I always feel so thin when Iβm in the diabetic waiting room chairs.
02.12.2024 09:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My mummy helps me still
02.12.2024 07:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How bigs your penis? Iβm a size queen
02.12.2024 07:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0#bluesky seems like a #safespace. Iβm going to finally come out as #Gay - but how do I tell my partner of 8 years? Do you think heβll support me? π³οΈβπ
#suddenlygay
I thought it was a hair transplant
02.12.2024 06:12 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Biden forget you should only give your son millions not love
02.12.2024 06:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0