If youve ever gotten an unhinged meme sent to you by one of my accounts at the crack of dawn, please understand that I did not send you that.
A can of Celsius and a brain stem did.
It was 500mgs of caffeine and a medulla oblongata with delusions of grandeur, not me.
Thank you for understanding.
06.12.2025 15:05 โ ๐ 40 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
I would be so disoriented if things started to make sense.
03.12.2025 16:07 โ ๐ 153 ๐ 60 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 0
That last reveal was the Duffer Brothers giving the middle finger to toxic fandom and Iโm here for it, TBQH.
30.11.2025 14:25 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Instead of doing a consumerism on "Black" Friday, consider supporting small businesses, dropping a few coins in someone's ko-fi or go fund me, sign up for their patreon instead.
Life is expensive, things are hard. Drop coins to humans, not AI, or big corporations today.
QRP with your links!
28.11.2025 13:07 โ ๐ 437 ๐ 229 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 96
an ad for the new series โwelcome to derryโ with the tagline โgo back to where IT all beganโ, except somehow, they highlighted the word โtoโ instead of โitโ
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
29.11.2025 20:51 โ ๐ 10273 ๐ 2053 ๐ฌ 97 ๐ 92
I feel for anyone that never got a snow day when they were a kid. They are truly a unique vibe. Mother Nature randomly giving you the day off to be a little snow goblin. Outstanding.
28.11.2025 18:02 โ ๐ 59 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 1
A+++ casting for older Holly Wheeler. #StrangerThings
27.11.2025 17:39 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech but it's Ellen Ripley
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
27.11.2025 02:30 โ ๐ 11212 ๐ 2508 ๐ฌ 97 ๐ 73
Got to make this floating city of Avalir last night for MJ! Thanks for making the trip and always getting fun pieces!
#criticalrole
23.11.2025 21:53 โ ๐ 50 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Always a blast with @jessejerdak.bsky.social @br00taldan.bsky.social @kyleshire.bsky.social @critbard.com @johnnystantoniv.bsky.social @sandeepparikh.bsky.social and the bestest Baebarian Shimbo @sweeetanj.bsky.social
Thanks @9thlevelgames.bsky.social for putting up with us ๐ ๐
22.11.2025 18:00 โ ๐ 38 ๐ 8 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
My therapist officially diagnosed me with a second form of dysmorphia, but itโs totally fine, itโs not like my job requires me toโฆ
**checks notes**
โฆobserve things in an objective manner ๐ซ
14.11.2025 17:24 โ ๐ 50 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Legit all the time, how dare you put that thought to words ๐คฃ
12.11.2025 18:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Um technically the Music Man was in theaters in June of 1962, so thereโs no way it couldโve been playing in theaters in Dec 1961 or January of 1962 (guessing December cuz of the XMas decor in the theater) so #WelcometoDerry is LITERALLY UNWATCHABLE!
JK itโs really fun ๐๐
12.11.2025 17:30 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0
Weird Celsius triggered core memory: fiercely debating my 7th grade PE teacher about a pen & paper test we had where I wrote a philosophical definition of โpowerโ and not โa combination of strength and speed.โ
05.11.2025 15:02 โ ๐ 22 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
We have friends everywhere
05.11.2025 07:21 โ ๐ 76 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Ina Garten in a witches hat "If you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine"
it's her day
31.10.2025 15:18 โ ๐ 95 ๐ 18 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
It isnโt just Stephen A Smith and it isnโt just ESPN.
Personally I think thereโs a subconscious bias against it because straight men are programmed from a young age to think that knowing someoneโs name is gay ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
30.10.2025 15:13 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I donโt understand the context of your comment, but yes, it is a terrible choice from a producing standpoint point, given how much graphical real estate they devote to meaningless, empty, speculation
30.10.2025 15:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Sports people: please tell me why sports shows NEVER use L3s?
Iโve been watching Stephen A Smith on mute the gym for 2.5 years and I learned his name literally a few months ago JUST because he had a weird cameo on General Hospital.
Is knowing peopleโs names bad?! WHY!!?
30.10.2025 14:35 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
I just left a voicemail for him screaming that if he wanted a future in politics, he better get right on trans issues. I may have included the phrases "how dare you" and "If you want to be the Dem candidate who's pro genital inspections for children, be my guest but you will not have my support"
28.10.2025 16:41 โ ๐ 524 ๐ 122 ๐ฌ 13 ๐ 2
List of items to donate includes boxed milk, cereal, seeds pasta, spaghetti sauce, canned goods, cooking oil, spices, salt, pepper, tea, coffee, sugar, flour, fresh produce, fresh meat, tuna, crackers, sandwich bread for PB&J, butter or margarine, eggs, cake mis & frosting, dish soap, feminine hygiene products, stove top stuffing. Boxed Mac & cheese if there's milk and butter, hamburger helper if there's ground beef. Seeds for warmer months.
Good list:
27.10.2025 18:55 โ ๐ 26 ๐ 27 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 3
JOIN ALEX BY THE FIRE ๐ฅ
Join Alexander Ward @alexanderward.bsky.social Tuesday 10/28 at 7pm PT! He'll be discussing Campaign 4, Occtis Tachonis, joining the cast & more.
Questions sourced exclusively from our Beacon Discord!
Submit yours here: https://bit.ly/4oB7hVx
24.10.2025 22:08 โ ๐ 128 ๐ 24 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
The Light Is All
Had to make a piece for meeting Gramps!
24.10.2025 04:30 โ ๐ 71 ๐ 13 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Iโm so sorry for your loss, Taylor. Itโs a knife to the heart.
23.10.2025 12:13 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
To protect the world from devastation indeed.
Bravo. I needed this belly laugh.
22.10.2025 18:08 โ ๐ 118 ๐ 10 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"
I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
18.10.2025 16:00 โ ๐ 20458 ๐ 5616 ๐ฌ 150 ๐ 146
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Enjoy being in the gym and hanging out with people! Working on getting my life together haha! Taken ๐จ๐ปโ๐คโ๐จ๐พ
I use #IRLnudes under my nudes
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If you see me out, come up and say hi.
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atx bb
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I make artโmainly potteryโcombining wildlife & folklore;
I can also be found wishing on shooting stars and dancing with my dog.
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Friendly blue Okie guy that likes to flex ๐ช๐ผ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
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Chicago based. Looking, liking, occasional poster. No Minors.