Kyle Shire

If youve ever gotten an unhinged meme sent to you by one of my accounts at the crack of dawn, please understand that I did not send you that.

A can of Celsius and a brain stem did.

It was 500mgs of caffeine and a medulla oblongata with delusions of grandeur, not me.

Thank you for understanding.

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#CriticalRoleSpoilers

“Can you hear it now?”

Me, backstage:

I would be so disoriented if things started to make sense.

That last reveal was the Duffer Brothers giving the middle finger to toxic fandom and I’m here for it, TBQH.

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an ad for the new series “welcome to derry” with the tagline “go back to where IT all began“, except somehow, they highlighted the word “to“ instead of “it“

"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"

"no problem boss. i'm on it"

'F*** Off And Let People Be': David Tennant Doubles Down On Support For Trans People "People are trying to create division... and it's so f***ing unnecessary."

Always love to see great talent using their platform for unabashed good.

I feel for anyone that never got a snow day when they were a kid. They are truly a unique vibe. Mother Nature randomly giving you the day off to be a little snow goblin. Outstanding.

A+++ casting for older Holly Wheeler. #StrangerThings

Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech but it's Ellen Ripley

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Got to make this floating city of Avalir last night for MJ! Thanks for making the trip and always getting fun pieces!
#criticalrole

Always a blast with @jessejerdak.bsky.social @br00taldan.bsky.social @kyleshire.bsky.social @critbard.com @johnnystantoniv.bsky.social @sandeepparikh.bsky.social and the bestest Baebarian Shimbo @sweeetanj.bsky.social

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My therapist officially diagnosed me with a second form of dysmorphia, but it’s totally fine, it’s not like my job requires me to…

**checks notes**

…observe things in an objective manner 🫠

Legit all the time, how dare you put that thought to words 🤣

Um technically the Music Man was in theaters in June of 1962, so there’s no way it could’ve been playing in theaters in Dec 1961 or January of 1962 (guessing December cuz of the XMas decor in the theater) so #WelcometoDerry is LITERALLY UNWATCHABLE!

JK it’s really fun 😜🎈

Weird Celsius triggered core memory: fiercely debating my 7th grade PE teacher about a pen & paper test we had where I wrote a philosophical definition of “power” and not “a combination of strength and speed.”

We have friends everywhere

Ina Garten in a witches hat "If you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine"

it's her day

It isn’t just Stephen A Smith and it isn’t just ESPN.

Personally I think there’s a subconscious bias against it because straight men are programmed from a young age to think that knowing someone’s name is gay 🤷🏻‍♂️

I don’t understand the context of your comment, but yes, it is a terrible choice from a producing standpoint point, given how much graphical real estate they devote to meaningless, empty, speculation

Sports people: please tell me why sports shows NEVER use L3s?

I’ve been watching Stephen A Smith on mute the gym for 2.5 years and I learned his name literally a few months ago JUST because he had a weird cameo on General Hospital.

Is knowing people’s names bad?! WHY!!?

I just left a voicemail for him screaming that if he wanted a future in politics, he better get right on trans issues. I may have included the phrases "how dare you" and "If you want to be the Dem candidate who's pro genital inspections for children, be my guest but you will not have my support"

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Good list:

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Had to make a piece for meeting Gramps!

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This cold open though #criticalrolespoilers

I’m so sorry for your loss, Taylor. It’s a knife to the heart.

To protect the world from devastation indeed.

Bravo. I needed this belly laugh.

The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.