Michael Crawford

"George and Esmeralda both voted for the first time in 2020 and again in 2024 for President Donald Trump."

Is $200,000 a year rich for New York City? What a clown.

goddamn this guy just sucks

Man Follows Diet Advice From ChatGPT, Ends Up With Psychosis It might be the first documented case of AI-fueled poisoning.

Fun!

In pretty much every posted clip I see from him at pressers he doesn't understand the question and has to have it explained to him.

Hey, political parties, I'm a decent human being who cares about other human beings. How about pandering to me for a bit?

If you ever need to turn a masterpiece of art into a Wolfenstein 3D level, AI is there for you.

The astonishing thing about Watergate, in contrast to today, is how the President was actually shamed into leaving office.

Imagine that: shame.

Aww man

You’ve had success having a point of view on your show, as Colbert has, at least in the ratings. Late night used to be broad, unifying entertainment. I know Jay Leno recently spoke on this topic, about making a show for everyone … I’m going to take a hard pass on taking comedic advice from Jay Leno.

John Oliver just says the thing. I'm happy for him.

Green Dildo Coin. An amount spent on masked thugs and themed concentration camps that could house and feed every homeless person in America. Cage fights on a paved-over White House lawn. It really all boils down to losers who want to replace our society with a different one that just fucking sucks.

Gross

THERE WAS NO "ONLINE FUROR"! STOP TRYING TO MAKE THIS A THING, YOU CRAZY PEOPLE!

truly

Good grief

Into the Ham Multiverse

HELP

yes! absolutely. well said.

it’s basically trite to note at this point but if this were any other president, and certainly a democrat, spending a ton of money to gild the white house would be a legit scandal

This is a nightmare. The tackiest man in the world turning the White House into Saddam's Palace But Worse. We'll need to resurrect Jackie O to fix it up again once he's gone.

World War II pro-American propaganda.

Wanton destruction of unquestionable good

The basketball dildo affair is honestly one of the most menacing things going on right now. It's portrayed as a joke, but it really has the vibe of raptors testing fences.

(Universal History Archive/UIG)

#OTD in 1588, Elizabeth I's English fleet won a victory against Phillip II's Spanish Armada in the Battle of Gravelines off the coast of northern France. Read more about the defeat of the Spanish Armada:

archaeology.org/issues/online/collection/spanish-armada-2/historys-10-greatest-wrecks/

Yes, the last thing we need is mental health

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A black kite against a blue sky made in the shape of a pirate ship, and apparently flying, much to the disbelieve of the off camera owner and his kids!

Took a pirate ship kite to the beach yesterday, and it was AWESOME!!

Laws are fake, part 100,000,000,132,841,827

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RFK Jr and Tor Johnson from Plan 9, both with the same expression

separated at birth