As a parent who also volunteers with youth a get a lot of teacher content in IG. Lately a lot of private school content. And I noticed that all these schools have SROs too. So now I’m wondering who is footing that bill for a police officer to monitor a private business?

Your flabbers are gassted.

She is iconic tho . . .

Those so bent out of shape that she’s now singing about being dickmatized have obviously never had that irl scissors gliding across wrapping paper feeling of a functional relationship that is also sexual compatible and interesting

The real pizzagate

And a reminder that children are resourceful and lack a fully formed prefrontal cortex - a dangerous combination.

I’m from Iowa. Never lived anywhere else. My husband came here from the South. He’s very salty that IA became ‘Dixified’ but only politically; we didn’t also add good food. I just discovered homecoming mums on IG and now I’m salty we didn’t also get this tradition with our confederacy cosplay.

Penis. That’s the qualification she’s missing.

It should still intimidate you 😜

My current angry rage thought:

Those who FAd are not the ones who are FOing. And that’s bullshit.

Songs my teen introduced me to on the car ride home from school today: Dead Men Don’t Rape by Delilah Bon and It’s Okay (to Punch Nazis) by Cheap Perfume. And I can officially say punk’s not dead.

It’s all about parent choice

I unfortunately think this is intended to become a way to prosecute women for causing autism, birth defects, miscarriage etc.

JC. I cannot leave you alone even for a moment.

I cannot be the only person in the world who is legit afuckingnnoyed that Totinos Party Pizzas come in a plastic bag now. Like that cardboard box was both cutting board & plate post bake. Now I have a dirty cutting board and plate.

I’m curious if he was the employee on camera or if he was refusing to fire his employee who was on camera.

So is Starbucks back on the conservative rotation? Would they have to put it in a merry Christmas cup?

Having the dishwasher, washer & dryer going when I go to bed always feels so good. Add overnight oats sitting in the fridge & I feel like I’m the singular moment I truly have my shit together.

You just drank cement!

In my Gina Linetti voice

Chicago dogs - with ketchup.

I consider our local Mexican restaurant an extension of our kitchen and put that money spent in the grocery budget

I’m easily seduced by Jaarsma sugar cookies & puff pillows.

I was so irritated at RiotFest when he greeted the crowd as Chi-raq. Because I can now not unhear it. Every time I hear Danzig or original Misfits I’m annoyed again.

Dinner.

Yes!

Cackling

@unfurnished.bsky.social

Hi my husband thought he was being catfished as your profile pic is my cute beluga face. #twinning

Why you skeeting my business?!?

Considering changing my LinkedIn tag to yummy mummy boss lady

I currently own more labubus than guns.

Since I hate cutting & marking I’d be so down for this!!