Devon

An image of a star with a smiling face and balloons in the background. In the foreground the words "DICK DOWN!" are present on a pink, red, and purple gradient

Sorry folks you can only call people bro if they're your biological brother now, words can't have different meanings across different cultures (even though I call relatives not my aunt/uncle by that term and i am pasty as shit)

:o is that wood burning? I have an axehead i made during a blacksmithing class once (it looks so much less cool) and i have been wanting to make the handle look cooler

certainly has been the most community ever to commune, perhaps ever

He's letting us know we will rue the day we ever crossed his path, RUE THE DAY!!

The monkey paw of time management closes upon hearing your wish

Me: I never have any time to play videogames these days
(Gets very sick)
Me, weakly: oh cool, free time

The fear of maiming enhances the presentation

They made massacres woke :(

its hard to see other people living out your dreams (being cold enough to be bundled up all cozy in blankets)

This is the kind of mystical, aura-radiating shit I'm here for

He's going to bring the Dutch back

To truly ponder the orb, one must become what they ponder most

So how we all doing, living through this page of a future history textbook

QRP with your skull art (I haven't done this before, i should post my work more often)

That Guy isn't going to be able to cancel a single event/appearance/press conference for the next 3 years without the internet going nuts and im here for it

I think if you make a bad enough take and try to lock your replies we should have an override option to open them back up and allow our words to plague you in your dreams for all eternity

It's crazy how easy it is to make something like this without burning lakes (And you probably are already paying people money to do stuff like that)

this place is going to go crazy

He's about to lobotomize grok again

You know what must be done

Oh no lol I created this myself

An edited version of the original post that is colored purple and edited to be posted by Nightvale_CC

Someone said this looks like a @nightvaleradio.bsky.social poster and boy were they right

I'm all for scientists but maybe we should be shutting them down when they start pulling stuff like this

yeah @bencollins.bsky.social why aren't you using your super satire powers to do something in this, like go back in time and kill hitler or something

spot for roasting snacks

Self reflection requires a self to reflect upon

Is this because he is hung, per your previous post

Up there in the running for understatement of the year