Devon

"You could use a lot more sleep today" you and me both, sleep coach

As someone who works in radiology I can confirm this package is really only available at Costco™ Imaging Centers, along with Extra Strength X-Rays and gallon sized jugs of contrast

Pros of working remote: get to be in my cozy home, don't have to commute through a storm
Cons of working remote: can't claim I can't make it in due to weather

It's just a lot of coughing when the cold air hits, doesn't seem to have caused any long term breathing issues thankfully!

Do what I do, catch pneumonia in high school so bad it permanently scars your lungs, never fails!

Whew, thank God this year is almost over- hang on I'm receiving a note, what do you mean it's only January??

a photo of a toasted sandwich on a paper plate, cut diagonally. The bread is a perfect crispy golden brown, with no dark splotches, a perfectly cooked sandwich, if the poster may be so bold to say

I made a tuna melt in the air fryer today since I've been hearing it floated as a method for grilled cheeses and I'll admit, I was a skeptic, but oh hot damn

a screenshot from an episode of The Pitt. An elderly woman is holding up a middle finger and looking at the camera as she is pushed by a wheelchair. The subtitle says "See, we do have patients that appreciate you."

God bless The Pitt

So, this year is a wash huh, didn't even make it 72 hours

The real war on Christmas is record high temperatures but I guess the right is glossing over that part

A flyer for a charity stream. The text reads: Christmas Day Charity Stream Come spread some holiday cheer while supporting a great cause with 12 hours of chaos! 9am CST/3pm GMT Drawing 11AM CST/5PM GMT Guilty as Sock 1PM CST/7PM GMT Warhammer: Vermintide 2 3PM CST/9PM GMT Vintage Story 5PM CST/11PM GMT Hotseat Helldivers All donations will go to supporting: Extralife - www.extra-life.org twitch.tv/silvervie

A friend of mine is doing a charity live stream on Christmas day for @extralife4kids.bsky.social - if you've got a few minutes on the 25th I'm sure she'd love the company! #twitch #gaming

An ornament in the shape of a snowflake, with the words "le tits now" on it

An ornament in the shape of the state of Ohio, with a replication of the "Hell is Real" billboard on it

Tits da season

I think this website is in a bad place, I just saw a clearly AI "pet compilation" video and the comment section was *not* full of people calling it AI trash and running the account off the site. Make AI posters afraid again

The idea of pardoning a turkey implies that all turkeys have done crimes so heinous we have to slaughter them under normal circumstances

"This hot new meal holiday meal is filling, delicious, and festive"

I'm going on a cross country drive tomorrow and my debit card had to be cancelled today - surely that is a good omen for this journey!

Surely consuming an apple and pork rinds at 4am is an indicator of a healthy lifestyle

Lol! My parents always referred to him as touchdown Jesus because, y'know, 🙌

So I used to live near this guy up in Ohio we used to call him big butter Jesus because he looked like he was made of butter. I remember watching him burn on the news

An image of a star with a smiling face and balloons in the background. In the foreground the words "DICK DOWN!" are present on a pink, red, and purple gradient

Sorry folks you can only call people bro if they're your biological brother now, words can't have different meanings across different cultures (even though I call relatives not my aunt/uncle by that term and i am pasty as shit)

:o is that wood burning? I have an axehead i made during a blacksmithing class once (it looks so much less cool) and i have been wanting to make the handle look cooler

certainly has been the most community ever to commune, perhaps ever

He's letting us know we will rue the day we ever crossed his path, RUE THE DAY!!

The monkey paw of time management closes upon hearing your wish

Me: I never have any time to play videogames these days
(Gets very sick)
Me, weakly: oh cool, free time

The fear of maiming enhances the presentation

They made massacres woke :(

its hard to see other people living out your dreams (being cold enough to be bundled up all cozy in blankets)

This is the kind of mystical, aura-radiating shit I'm here for