Gritty City Sounder

Fair play to Inter Miami fans. You've been waiting year for this.

Somehow, this is Minnesota's fault. #MLSCup

Caps tie it up, 1-1

OH the worst first goal.

OG Whitecaps.

OH YES, I do love me some Ref Cam.

How dare you confront me with my own problems! /s

In my head cannon, the Canadian National anthem has been more sassy and proud lately. I don't hate the change.

It starts with knowing the truth. Don’t allow yourselves to be gaslit into believing this is a real question.

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This is going to be a terrible world cup (which is really saying something)

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Free idea for Sounders future marketing:

Give out free plastic ponchos, paired by colorway, in predictably cold/wet matches. BUT they are placed on your seat so when you put them on, you are now part tifo. Checkerboard one day, stripes the next. People will want to opt in/buy tickets. Great on tv.

~You had

FOUR

No-show PCP appointments this year, try better next time!~

A drone firing laser into an explosion behind this year's 2025 Spotify Wrapped graphic art

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Image is from Poltergeist, the little white blond girl staring at the TV. Someone photoshopped Mariah Carey onto the TV. "SHE'S HERE!"

The one thing that would restart my Spotify sub.

In high school, I was the mascot for a year. During a pep rally I got a stern talking to for giving the senior class a razz. Can't imagine what Mr Buckeye will get (unless Ohio is fucking cool.)

What is assume the light at the end of the tunnel looks like.

I'm sorry, this is unserious bullshit.

seattle was downzoned continually from the first zoning ordinance in 1923, through the 1980s

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I wish I had a job that liked me.

I wish I had a job that I liked.

That said, the unloved job still pays.

Tacoma Defiance, here we go? /s

A bit too on the nose for thanksgiving

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

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I bought a pair of DDR5 ram sticks back when the first tariffs we're still on their way...

You don't want to know how many times over more expensive they are today.

I don't even own an AM5 system yet, I just knew the price wasn't getting better.

Really great save to keep the lead. But I think he pulled a Roy Kent and is holding his hammy.

What's fun is how unsurprised everyone is to find this out.

The arc of the moral universe was like

A Puyallup man exploring London for the first time announced he’s named the towering clock he discovered today all on his own “Tahoma” after his favorite mountain back home almost 5,000 miles away.

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