Cat Crab 🐱🦀

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I am having the worst spiritual and existential crisis of my life so if y’all know any left leaning or even moderate pastors that can help talk me through some stuff I’d appreciate it.

> @governor.ca.gov

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Brilliant!!!

Nancy Pelosi’s husband was brutally attacked in an act of political violence. She never called for revenge. The left didn’t seek violence against the right.

She’s urging the opposite: calm the rhetoric, listen to our better angels, and stop the slide into chaos.

It’s the exact same thing that they say when a cis white guy shoots a school so it’s probably sarcasm for the purpose of pointing that out.

He's really broken up about it 😐

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My son is finally showing interest in books. Ironically rather than English teacher mom he prefers dyslexic dad to read to him. But it’s okay cause we just all three cuddle on the couch and read together.

There is somehow, simultaneously, a very small number of people who don’t like Trump, but also enough of us protesting that we need the military set on American citizens.

Cis men commit 99% of school shootings: thoughts and prayers whatever can we dooooo??

Trans people commit 2 school shootings ever: WE GOTTA STOL THEM FROM GETTING GUUUUUUNS

I’m tired of yall.

“Wow, the leopards ate MY face!? Uncool!”

“That’s socialism” to every suggestion for how to make human life better just makes socialism sound really good 🤷🏻‍♀️

This is Thanos. He has figured out how to rest and babysit at the same time. Very impressive, very Montessori. 13/10 (TT: thanosthesaint)

I must have missed all the Law and Order SVU episodes where they didn't interview the victims and just asked the criminals what happened.

“All you do is take care of the kids!” To “any woman would be happy to take care of my kids” gave me whiplash so bad.

If it exists, why do you need AI to make it? Wouldn’t you be able to like, take a picture of the class you were in?

#SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦

That’s disgusting I’d be no contact and if anyone had a problem with it, no contact either

My mom told me I’d get more conservative as I got older or when I had kids and I’m now in my 30s with a kid and have never been farther left in my life.

The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121.

Meme about game devs messing with the fun story mode insisting on rancid pvp stuff

Hopefully can get full custody because I’d hate to see her son end up like that.

My brother LOVED that movie as a kid.

Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪

Moms love: I’ve cut almost an entire bag of grapes in fourths for my son