Jake

Kurdish folk music Sunday karaoke band

threatening

DaringFireball.net screenshot with many lines of text rendered with strike-through, probably unintentionally.

@gruber.foo looks like we're striking a lot of stuff today...

we were gonna do offline notion but i guess no one gets nice things 2025 (cocks shotgun)

gonna have to delete a lot of web site

bro who designed this indexeddb thing
are they ok
I just want to talk

Repetitive music is the biggest thing keeping me from playing more Baldur’s Gate

has someone made a programming language with no annoying quirks yet that’s light enough for config files?

- python: indentation makes copy paste hard, annoying lambda
- lua: indexes start at 1, can’t put nil in array
- js: is js, polarizing
- nix, dhall: too weird

How is Hax? How is Gleam? mruby?

Your allegation about t&s head lol Also gifs are spicy

spicy

It's time to contact PEGI at scale. This is not fair. pegi.info/page/contact...

You also have to cauterize yourself to survive. I think about this whenever I see an unhoused person, or the people on here from Gaza asking for help. The mutual aid requests. None of us are able to help everyone who asks for it, and so we develop callouses.

I tried to talk to the girl in the next apartment in disco, she said I was gross and told me to go away, 0/10 emotional damage put the game down and never looked back

In situations like this you gotta call the CEO

That body language is pure school field trip.

table next to us last night at the ramen shop in bk talking about the backpack full of monopoly money and how the assassin is "the most based man of all time"
my attention to eavesdropping definitely made me a less fun dinner friend tho

so like.. you can have your user eagerly download the 1m row data set & get delta updates if rows change, but to me this sounds like regular lazy loading but with ?offset=0&limit=1million instead of ?offset=0&limit=100.

neither of those libraries handle partial sync of an infinity of data in a remote table. both require you to partition data ahead of time into a syncable collection, and then your user gets the whole collection. replicache max is 64mb, if you want 1 million rows that’s max of 64 bytes per row

it sounds like the “custom domains” are limited by my wallet
🤔

how do you know what of the infinity of data to make local though? That’s what’s missing. Otherwise it just reads as “make infinity scroll, maybe local cache will make it fast next time”

@dieworkwear.bsky.social how flattering are suit trouser allowed to be? If I shoot for a 70s style can I show off the cakes? Asking for this guy in front of me

I hesitated to reskeet since it was at 69 but even so

But wait! You say. The Affordable Care Act says that's illegal!

Yes I know. They did it anyway. So of course I appealed and we won, but again, I AM A LAWYER.

Something you need to learn about laws: they don't prevent illegal acts. They just (sometimes) punish the people who do them.

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do we still call them skeets?

hell yeah happy to see you skeeting here broder

if there's anythng i've learned about civic service in the last 30 minutes, it's that it's built on bourbon and cocaine

yes, eric adams, know expert in doing crimes

my youtube premium subscription should broadcast an ultrasonic temporary key to nearby devices to suppress all ads within my earshot,

A chicken salad wrap

due to a miscommunication with the product team this will be this year’s Bluesky Wrap

macOS "Managed update" notification, an update to 15.1.1 is past due

pls no hack me