if brown cows eat brown rice, thats how you get dark chocolate. trade secret

i had this argument in small town oregon over the proposed gas tax. couldnt believe i wouldnt sign the petition against it. i explained that i like having the roads repaired and other solid infrastructure and it was worth some increases. but, whatever

he always looks like hes holding in some really bad hershey squirts. super uncomfortable

well, i think you are a tad less douchey than fred

SOLID

figures. new movie.....tremblers

its a pretty big ass. im sure he hid the files there too

oh man, her prom pic is wild!

thats where 'ill eat my hat' came from

italian is a weird language

uhhh, it seemed trump was kissing up to mr mayor, not the other way around

they are the same photo, right?

he totally had a baby by making sex with his beard, i mean wife, not by in vitro. totally had the sex, it was not done in a lab at all. where do you even get off insinuating otherwise? communist

i submit my response

he stole that porn from tesla as well. not a single unique thought in his head

lmao

from the willows, duh. i swear, no one reads anymore

its also likely he is unaware he recieved these vaccines recently. im sure in the past he knew, but recently? im not so sure he even knows what year it is

BuT tHeYrE uNtEsTeD!. as i shake my head in virology education

yes, i was obsessed with the first tomb raider game
no, i do not recall where my collection of egyptian artifacts came from, why do you ask?

a breakfast a day keeps the sin away! seems salient

thats my guess, honestly. it will take a lot to get them to truly turn away

whos going to buy their shit when nobody has jobs anymore?

birds of a feather diddle kids together

okay, but the pillows were stuffed with other gladiators. no one wins in this situation

lets not forget how hilariously tiny he is. i always do and laugh so hard when he stands next to anyone

damn this made me chuckle

this is why i dont trust italians

it is very normal in their sphere. what isnt normal is the publics willingness to accept it and vote for it. makes me side eye everyone i see in public now