🌝🦇

as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism

boo! to you as well 👻

no way, what are the odds you’d end up with that colour again!

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“What are your Halloween plans?”

Me:

🎃 Trick or treat!

💀 We're handing out chills with THE SKELETON DANCE (1929), the bone-rattling classic where skeletons swing & sway till dawn! 🦴

Get it & more #PublicDomain goodies in our #SpookySeason Collection ⤵️
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#Halloween

Brendan, congrats on the new couch!

found a new song I like time to listen to it 150,000 times in a row

does she know you have people who have followed your socials for over a decade that can also vouch for HOW BAD

“stay crunchy in milk” 😂 were you eating cereal?

happy full moon 🌝♥️

Happy Birthday!! 🥳

I turn 35 next week & I agree, feels fake.

a picture from an old Clifford book. Clifford is much smaller than usual, implying he is baby. he is holding a brown paper bag in his mouth and is covered in a sheet with eye holes. it is obvious he is trick or treating. his tail has action lines around it, indicating he is rather excited for both the tricks and the treats

Ghost Baby Clifford is here to announce that it is officially spooky season. Let the festivities commence.

Mmmm.

Christina it feels like it’s been 50 years of flooding. Your boss best have some understanding 🫠

Pretty uncool how dust just accumulates on all your stuff even if you didn't do anything wrong.

A variety of electronics from the late 90s to early 00s with translucent colored plastic cases

Nostalgia is a toxic impulse but also I miss the time when tech trends were things like "let's put everything in a translucent colored plastic case" instead of "let's add software to everything that lies and also accelerates climate change"

will never not feel absurd that it was about -him-

🥲 unfortunately, Sonos does bring out that in most of us who’ve had to use it (I did at an old job)

One day I would like for human society to progress to a point that it wouldn't be profoundly embarrassing to explain how it works to an advanced alien species.

didn’t make it to the beach for it, but still have another view for you

Nihilism: nothing matters
Absurdism: nothing matters, but in a cool way.
Existentialism: freely choose among all the various things that don't matter!

Things are bad right now but also you can make chocolate pudding with just milk, sugar, cocoa, cornstarch, salt and vanilla in a few minutes. And then things are still bad but you have chocolate pudding. 🍽️🍜

How about some blue spiders? Here is a Brazilian jewel tarantula (Typhochlaena seladonia). This species is now iconic so if you are not familiar with it... you're welcome. A very small tarantula that lives in a makeshift tent on tree bark in the Brazilian Atlantic rainforest.
#BlueBugs
#BlueMonday

it was such a treat 🥰

another one with a cool birdie

it was pretty nice

sun rising over the ocean with warmly lit clouds

good morning ♥

HI!!!! ♥️😁

What a fun tradition! Happiest of Birthdays 🥂♥ wishing you a year filled with all you desire