Pete Shaw

Owwwww
Is that an heirloom, or do they actually still make that 😵‍💫

This one doesn't
Maybe it's my Scottish ancestry 😅

They've been rinsing customers for years.
They will continue rinsing customers but will now blame tax rises for the increases. 😒

Kin ell, we're still top 4 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So £475 for something that was probably made in China for less than a quid
Kerching for someone involved in this 🤑

Imagine how weak or stupid Badenoch must be to remain silent when 1 of her underlings calls for her to be deported

🇬🇧🔥Ironically, LONDON is kicking off #NoKingsDay 💪🏽

Definitely an optimist as he didn't mention martial law 😐

Russians must be kicking themselves. Paying someone to punt the same propaganda that Nige was saying for free 😲

I think that the only way that gets funding is if it has Trumps name emblazoned all over it 😒

Next up, playing the victim card
She'll be on a stage with Farige next as some sort of martyr 🤮

Visited my son in London last week and have to say that I didn't feel uncomfortable at all.
The only time I felt threatened in any way was from those bloody delivery riders on bikes who jump from road to pavement without slowing down at all

I have a good reason to revisit ( wish Feargal Sharkey would get a bluesky account ) and it's a cesspit. Keep your sanity and steer clear

There are 20 restaurants & cafes & 9 bars in the House of Commons. These are heavily subsidised - a pint of beer costs £3.50. 9 bars in a place of work seems absurd. The subsidies shield MPs from the reality of the outside world & should be withdrawn immediately. Indeed the bars should be shut.

Are they remaking hi-de-hi ?
Looks like a pretty naff audition

Another martyr in the making then

Maybe Johson meant to say FSB rather than FBI 🤷‍♂️

Damn. Was going with
Withering heights
Will have to settle for
12 sanguine men

Opposition parties need a slogan methinks
How about "Real Patriots pay their taxes"

How long before he is awarding himself campaign medals for every state he invades 😡

🔥🔥🔥 Here's Emily Maitlis crucifying Farage for both breaking the UK and stabbing it in the back.
#FascistFarage

Nothing says patriotic quite like Tax Dodger

Oh I don't know. The dog will get a much longer walk at 7pm Saturday

Is this what Nige means when he says we've become North Korea

Isn't it a cardinal rule in Farage world that patriots wear the union flag and/or St. George cross on the lapel or is "GBN" now a patriotic symbol

So they vetting for journalists is more stringent than for candidates. Who'da thought

Transfer window to Saudi league is still open if he fancies a pay rise 🙄

There’s a persistent myth that new solar farms don’t really help tackle climate change because panels are “made with coal” and “never pay back” their carbon debt.

This is simply false.

- UN: solar ~8x cleaner than gas, ~19x than coal per kWh
- panels repay CO2 in 4 months; save 57x over life

Stolen from a Sunderland fan
Asteroid heading for devastating impact with Earth.
Sunderland fan said tell it Newcastle are interested in it and it'll f**k off somewhere else