Boonville Dad Defiant

Spawn (1997)

Hey @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social do you recognise this man it’s for a news article

What a shitty cuddle puddle, no one is spooning or naked or anything

Was it optimus? (not sure which is a tesla product name and which is a child)

SUPERMODEL: Wow his rib cage is shaped like a milk crate that got stored too near a gas water heater. He'd be perfect if only he also had pieces of broken plastic in his penis.
ELON MUSK: Silence heifer. I am "intellimaxxing" by concentrating on the largest number that can fit in a single digit: 9.

He's talking about Number Munchers

HER: I’m a Scorpio :)
ME: haha awesome. “Get over here!” lol. I like noob saibot

Is this pre- or post-hairplugs

7 panel comic Panel 1: Elon Musk and Santa. Elon: I’ve bought you’re entire operation. Santa: What Panel 2: Musk: I fired the elves. And the reindeer. Panel 3: Musk, gesturing at a modified cybertruck. Christmas sacks are inside and a huge rocket is strapped to the side. Elon: this is your new sleigh Panel 4: Musk watches as the cyber sleigh ascends into the night sky Panel 5: The cyber sleigh immediately implodes Musk: shit Panel 6: As the wreckage falls to earth Musk frantically types on his phone Panel 7: Musk tweets: The Jews just killed Sant

here’s an Elon Musk Christmas Tale. Merry Xmas everyone ❤️

Big stretch

She's very mature for her age okay???

Jesse Singal & @jessesingal • 2h bluesky being 80% feds is the only scenario that actually makes sense .. • Suzy Shofar@@suzylebo.2h Replying to @jessesingal You can still report credible violent threats to the FBI. Although the FBI prob has a lot of accounts on Blooski so they might be biased. 5 178 123 Ill 24K

like and repost if you’re a fed guys we need to get to the bottom of this

jesse singal is a pedophile.

Most americans say they have good health insurance, haven't had to actually use their health insurance, see the doctor once every year or two for a checkup and that's it

"Vintage" I can't bust unless it's a daguerreotype

The box for a heatsink/fan for Pentium II. On the front is a depiction of a Pentium II cooler with Mickey Mouse-esque arms and legs and a smiling face on the fan hub. There are stars and a crescent moon in the background. The text on the box reads "SUPERIOR CPU COOLER FOR PENTIUM II", where the letters in SUPERIOR are in alternating colors.

Wish I was as happy as the Superior CPU Cooler for Pentium II guy

Isn't lying your ass off on the campaign trail how you run for president? No rules saying you have to follow up on that shit. I feel like someone should have given kamala that advice. Free ponies for everyone. Say that you're going to feed JD Vance into a wood chipper feet-first if you're elected.

Hey @safety.bsky.app @aaron.bsky.team @jay.bsky.team. This is Jesse Singal talking about receiving assistance re: your website from a member of a website which exists primarily to stalk & harass trans people with the aim of making them kill themselves. At least one of their targets did exactly that.

Just a supposed “important journalist” perusing the white nationalist forum that gave birth to multiple mass murderers and reposting its content.

I can excuse the murder of kids and poor people but CEOs? That's where I draw the line

Absolutely! I got some MX-style mechanical keyboard keys to use for the final version control pod so I'm super stoked

My radio doesn't have enough physical controls so I took advantage of the steering wheel control input. This shit ain't well documented but it ended up being pretty simple! Prototype done, PCB designs next.

A grain of pollen with Aaron Sorkin's face photoshopped on top of it. Sorkin is best known for his work making liberals fervently believe in a version of the United States that has never existed, and become sick with what scientists Dave Anthony and Josh Olson call "West Wing Brain".

The phrase "Hitler particles" gets mentioned frequently as the cause of conservative brain melt, and it made me wonder what the resist lib equivalent would be.

And then it hit me.

I give you, the Sorkin Particle.

Spreading nelward awareness

You really don't have to go to bat for your old colleagues if they've created a giant mountain of human suffering and death. That mostly makes you look like an asshole.

The more 9/11s of deaths someone is worth, the more I'm okay with them getting the high speed sleeping pill. You're not goofing up your way to that many bodies. No normal person ever has to worry about running afoul of this standard.