Anna Forsyth

Ya if you promoted it as AHL night or something… sure. But NHL would never

The lack of ambition is stunning

The NHL having an empty slate on a Friday night three nights into the new season is so fucking classic hockey

Nothing with Stanley Park! Keep things simple with red

Calgary must be thrilled with their decision to throw Dustin Wolf out there between last night’s shootout win and their home opener Saturday

Me looking round the bar to see who said the word “shutout”

Chytil really is that bitch

That feels like some sort of weird reverse karma that Chytil scored that way

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Chris let me put Gen-Z slang in the episode title even though he doesn’t understand it, which was very brave of him.

Cootes’ dream camp and preseason continues. With a goal off an opposing player’s skate

Lol of course it’s Räty, preseason is weird man

I’m not even kidding I thought Beth Page Black was a person

Start as you mean to go on I guess

*Exciting moment in the game happens*
Sportsnet director: real quick lemme jump to a super weird camera angle to keep everyone on their toes

I mean I never thought about that before but now I might

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Who else was victimized when Dave Tomlinson said “it’s get dirty time”?

They’re playing Unwritten in Rogers, the girls are going to be okay

That’s his own business

Petey used those extra 6lbs of hockey butt to screen on that goal.

Lol. No one is paying you to be on a hockey broadcast at least

A propos of nothing, do you ever listen to people to talk and wonder if they’re learning English in real time?

Sportsnet completely mangling the supremely quotable “play for the name on the front of the jersey and they’ll remember the name on the back” for their Blue Jays ad. Tony Adams put it on a plate for you

A compelling argument

PO Joseph seems like a lovely guy but every time I see the #7 I sigh and remember this guy

Why do you hate children’s joy, Wags?

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Very cool moment for Cootes

It’s cute in a way where we have this rivalry with Seattle where they can beat us even when they aren’t good but at some point you want to be like, they just got here, come the fuck on, Vancouver

Hot Damn the amount of mayo Shorty put on Willander’s name. Here’s to many seasons of hearing that, what a treat