Casey

Oh, nothing terrifying about that

I'm not sure if they fixed it overnight, but I'm able to change it on my phone with Chrome

Well, we know that now

Never know when you might have to throw a LAN party

Counter-counterpoint:

NOOOOOOOO

I wonder if there's a scene where they're stuck in traffic

But give us the money first, then we'll talk about the dog

Also, "let us hurt people, or we will hurt people" is a heck of a negotiating tactic

It's only for dipping your feet in, obviously

Orange text on a blue background in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign signs that says "Just here for the ratio"

Do better, Axios

Costco on a Sunday is definitely a relationship test

Orange text on a blue background in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign signs that says "I only like my dogs and maybe three people"

Orange text on a blue background in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign signs that says "How did this get here I am not good with computer"

Thank you, I needed that laugh

Oh no, shot in the face!

My hose is already frozen. That's going to make it harder to drain.

I signed up for Pandora premium on the day Spotify signed Joe Rogan, and I continue to not regret the decision

Depends how you use them

Maybe a puppy!

I tell people that cryptocurrency is like banking if you remove all the rules and regulations that make banking relatively safe

When was someone going to tell me that buffalo sauce is literally just Frank's Red Hot with butter melted in it?

I thought "Circle K" was a made up name for probably 25 years.
I figured "they couldn't call it 'K-Mart' but this gets the point across"

Hello, do you have any snacks?

You're never going to be able to convince the bear that he's wrong.

It's just using this as a platform to get its message out to a wider, more edible audience.

A least weasel. It fits in the palm of the hand.

If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”

DogSky only

Doing alright up here. It's getting chilly so I'm cuddling with dogs.