Amy

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When I was a callow youth I thought the host segments on MST3K were corny. Which they were! But! As a seasoned adult I have come to appreciate the delicate interplay between Dr Forrester and TV’s Frank as the absurd works of art they are. So excited to have them back for the new show.

A teen just called a lightning charger "the old kind" and a piece of my heart flew out of my body directly into the sun.

CVS's website and app suck. (my husband works for CVS and he'd be the first to say it) Your best bet is to go there and look, but you will have to look in 5 different places because their vitamin shelving scheme is insane. Honestly, they have melatonin in 3 different spots. Good luck!

Oh, I haven't branched out into my own patterns yet! This pattern was one I bought on Etsy. I did modify it a bit on the front because it used the waistcoat stitch, which was not working there.

A moss green baby sweater with bobbles spread out on a tan blanket.

I have finished the baby blanket for the grandbaby due in June and am now putting the finishing touches on this 3-6 mo sweater.
I even ordered those cute little custom tags for them!
#crochet

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We did it.

An ink drawing of a little 15th century guy.

O hai! I found this little guy in a 15th century astrology text.

My office was 63 degrees when I came in. I closed the blinds and managed to coax it up to 65. I told my new boss and he checked the settings in a different room. Maybe nobody told him I have an office!

That’s how it is here in Massachusetts. Seems like a good system to me.

Q: Where do birds go to listen to country music?

A: the Grand Ol’ Osprey!

A sloppy looking crocheted bunny lovey.

Tried it sober and it turns out I’m just bad at amigurumi.

I was having a devil of a time embroidering the face of a stuffed rabbit and was seriously confused by my sudden lack of ability when I remembered that I’d had a gummy at lunch.

Usually regarding “Powerless,” which I keep buying new copies of but I still can’t keep up.

“That’s not currently checked in but if you have your card I can get a copy from another library.”

Three things I am excited about at work next week:
Plotting my escape room
Ordering a knife blade and basswood for the Cricut
Experimenting with electricity and potatoes.

My stepson’s mom is giving our shared daughter in law a hard time about her baby shower and that really takes a special kind of person.

Me too!

Just a girl watching it snow outside her office window while she plans summer reading.

The authoritarianism isn’t creeping so much as it is galloping around waving a lariat in the air and yelling “wooo doggies.”

My kid called to get advice about buying a new car. The 2008 Honda Odyssey we passed on to him is on its last legs. That was a great van.

I think it should be a law that if you put a dragon on the cover of your book there should be a dragon in the book.

It's awesome how much work I'm putting into marketing an escape room maybe 2 kids will sign up for. I don't know what I'm doing here.

I had falafel with sauerkraut for the first time today. It was good, but all the kraut was in the bottom of the pita so it didn't really mix.

Somebody keeps checking out an in-library-use-only board game to patrons. It has a big sticker on it and a message pops up when you scan it. So somebody is saying "Amy couldn't possibly mean that this shouldn't go out" and overriding the system. It's not a big deal, but it is annoying.

My prescription for pain meds was finally approved after 10 days and many phone calls and for some reason it’s on me to tell my pharmacy. Why is this my job? We don’t have a better system than this?

Google books used to be so great for genealogy. Then Google started charging for public domain book. Now this.

I have a tooth!
I have a headache!
I have a cat on my lap and I’m burning PTO to stay home and get better.

Greetings from the dentist chair! I am waiting for the such and such to so and so and then they can stick the thingamabob in my gaping maw and I can get outta here.

Based on the way it broke I don’t think the dentist can just plop the crown on and cement it in. I think I might need a post. So I’m trying to anticipate how long I’m going to be in the chair today. Could be for all eternity, idk.

A library nearby posted their "airport play area" and friends, it's a security line. Little bins and a play xray machine. Do kids like to play TSA? Should they?