@helmommete.bsky.social
Chaz, she/her, commedienne (self taught) It's me, the clown
What I'm up to these days
15.10.2025 10:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0PDA forever get horny idiots
27.09.2025 21:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They're saying she has tickets to see Tricky next year >:)
26.09.2025 13:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Spider-Man asking dinosaur mad scientist Sauron why he is using his 170 seat majority to constantly fuck up instead of fixing Britain and Sauron saying that’s the way he likes it
05.09.2025 13:36 — 👍 1938 🔁 532 💬 13 📌 7
Therapists Recommend Treating People Like Shit If You’re Having A Bad Day
Therapists Recommend Treating People Like Shit If You’re Having A Bad Day https://theonion.com/therapists-recommend-treating-people-like-shit-if-you-r-1829600886/
25.09.2025 20:00 — 👍 1430 🔁 145 💬 28 📌 11The rapture did happen but everyone is too sinful 😔
23.09.2025 09:31 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0The raptures happened I still gotta go to fuckin work :(
22.09.2025 21:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everyone tells you have to have a middle parting these days but no one explains what you should do if you have a widows peak
22.09.2025 17:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s kind of surreal watching the fascists and the fake opposition party come together in mourning over the death of an ultimately inconsequential influencer and in real time retcon him into some kind of lionized, mythical figure, a god among men. The fuck? He was some asshole with a very large head
11.09.2025 01:50 — 👍 1209 🔁 205 💬 25 📌 19
Lily Marks (Briatol Patriots) FB post: I felt humiliated. We were pathetic.
From Bristol Patriots' facebook page if anyone wonders how it went for the fash today.
23.08.2025 19:25 — 👍 618 🔁 119 💬 28 📌 18😌
19.08.2025 18:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just noticed my bf has tagged every movie we've watched together on letterboxd since 2023
19.08.2025 14:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Loving in the UK is so fucked like sorry that I'm UGLY and live PAYCHECK TO PAYCHECK
22.07.2025 16:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She's the most got a promotion person of all time I'm hearing
15.07.2025 10:41 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Tell my my eyeliner is uneven I'll Kill Meself
11.07.2025 17:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fainting couch
11.07.2025 17:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
21st century can't even defeat the 90s man
24.06.2025 09:48 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everyone hates when I start talking psychoanalytically (it's the repression)
22.06.2025 10:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Woah
20.06.2025 13:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me this summer
20.06.2025 13:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Getting into having breasts what do people recommend
18.06.2025 18:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0It's a cheeky friday bookclub this week as we are discussing Jon IX and The Blind Girl. And YOU 🫵 can participate by sending in questions!
04.06.2025 07:21 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Hoovering parts of the living room in places that have never even heard the hoover noise
29.05.2025 14:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🔥🔥
29.05.2025 14:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every year I get older and the festival goers throwing up in my street stay that same age
24.05.2025 20:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me in a year
24.05.2025 20:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Embarrassing how much calmer I feel after having sex, like genuine dumb animal brain
24.05.2025 19:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I think people know subconsciously that most media is patronising trash and that's why they get so mad about arbitrary elements of it
21.05.2025 09:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
