Hit me today that i could roll up a vampire the masquerade character who ocassionally loses his grip on modern english and starts speaking with like a Shakespeare original pronunciation accent. Brilliant idea.

On an unrelated note nobody will play vampire the masquerade with me.

Went looking for foxfire book three at a used bookstore. Found foxfire 12. So i was in the right section, but that's still nine too many foxfires.

"Is your frog going to try to bite me?"

"Probably. You're fine, just avoid the front."

It's snowing. the dog is very perplexed.

Seems likely that it won't accumulate to shovelable depth until later than shovelling is practical.

Outstanding. 10/10. No notes.

They excommunicated you? I did not expect to learn the situation was more strange than i thought at this point. Still, life should be an adventure.

Incidentally, whatever they were listening to had a repeating c sharp.

Dulcimer was a bit flat, and tuned with an absence of C strings. It feels like there's a poetry there. I am probably wrong.

I say to myself "i have no obligations or responsibilities for the next bit, i think i'll play my dulcimer". Exact moment i get my tuner app open somebody rolls down the street with their stereo turned up way beyond a sensible level. So, interesting to note, the app can pick that up.

I would like to bury my face in their tummies, and if at all possible revel in the new puppy smell generally.

My bullfrog has been in the aquatic side of his tank since yesterday. I would really like it if he moved, i need to clean there. I could remove him, but i don't really feel like having the argument.

Would it be heaven if there were no sheep?

I have a cousin who's a few years younger than my mom. I've spoken with people who thought it was weird i don't call her my aunt.

Clearly she's been working very hard and deserves a raise

I am quietly amazed that wasn't a thing in the 90s. I half expect somebody to chime in with a commercial i forgot about on youtube.

i classified it "general"

Elfwood rocked.

Man, i miss those

One of my frogs is eyeing me from across the room. I assume he has realized i, too, am meat.

Fun fact; i was attempting to play scotland the brave on a dulcimer yesterday and he kept croaking loudly. I don't know if that was objection or cooperation.

In that case i'd say it's a very good omen. Just, you know, an excessively dramatic one.

See, he won't compensate me, he'll try to rope me in to moving something heavy that he got someplace

Who do i contact about that?

Additionally, if the prongs are full you can add another volume. It's okay. We're here for a good time.

Okay, so. Sometimes you get file folders with foldy metal prongs. The idea, you see, is that you hole punch the paper and then put the prongs through the hole(s) . I reccomend doing that. Bit of professional advice for you, there.

As you should

Dammit, i thought i was finally going to be able to use my spare cashier.

Oh my goodness

A baby african bullfrog in a water dish

He was, and remains, an outstanding boy

That said, i'm not presently, and they're in Mirabel in any case. It's just an interesting coincidence. I was actually just checking to see if they had more pixie frogs out of idle curiosity about if the price had gone up. They don't have any right now, if you were wondering.

Afrivan bullfrog submerged in shallow water

The business i got Manic (pictured below for reference) from is currently selling banded bullfrogs, aka the other bullfrog i was watching for at the reptile expo the day i got Manic. If i was planning on getting more frogs right now it would be like they saw me coming

Enterprise. And i *like* enterprise....cool hero ship.....but it's almost tragically heterosexual.