I swear to God, I can't even glance at my phone without hearing Robyn saying "fuck a app"
04.02.2026 22:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@alpacatears.bsky.social
I swear to God, I can't even glance at my phone without hearing Robyn saying "fuck a app"
04.02.2026 22:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'll be so annoyed if I miss this semester's intake. My patience with my workplace is paper thin already π
03.02.2026 17:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0So my workplace never processed the PO for the course I'm supposed to start π
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If it's already started then I'll have missed it and will need to enroll for the September intake instead.
I'm so fed up of them pulling shit like this
People who say February isn't spring are absolute monsters in my eyes. Youse want more winter?
Haven't we suffered enough!
My taxes still haven't come back. I just know it was the β¬2 in dividends I had to declare π
01.02.2026 22:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The journal
31.01.2026 21:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hockey player and barista are fucking and I'm like "Go sports"
31.01.2026 21:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Started watching heated rivalry and boy they really just get right to it, don't they π
31.01.2026 19:19 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Pancreatic cancer is an absolute monster of a disease. Making progress on a possible treatment is a massive step forward.
30.01.2026 23:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My paper with the BMJ finally got back to me. Got major revisions so I have a month to tackle those and resubmit. Ended up having 4 reviewers π
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2 of them completely contradict each other regarding my statistical models so that'll be fun to try to address π.
Mine is just "Evil"
28.01.2026 19:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0bear in mind that this comes in a context where Met Γireann has been under attack for years for allegedly giving overly severe weather warnings, including Retail Ireland complaining about MΓ's "alarmism" shortly after a storm in which people were killed
28.01.2026 15:08 β π 83 π 33 π¬ 7 π 0Kermit staring wistfully out of a rain soaked window
When will my Revenue tax statement come back from war
28.01.2026 14:25 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0british panel shows appear out of the ether, fully formed. terrorizing us, unable to be destroyed. and there's more every year
23.01.2026 07:04 β π 87 π 7 π¬ 2 π 0UPS are delivering one of my parcels today. I've told Kev to expect a projectile to hit a random part of the house later on as that's their general delivery philosophy
23.01.2026 07:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'd get it for work just to put it on the desk of people I'm annoyed with.
22.01.2026 19:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today is a scream into the pillow when you get home kinda day
21.01.2026 16:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Someone in work threw out half of my fucking breakfast. I'll dropkick them if I find out who did it
21.01.2026 11:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Headline: "Scientists discover emperor penguin colony in Antarctica using satellite images"
Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
20.01.2026 18:44 β π 9154 π 2376 π¬ 145 π 204I love public transport but some days do be testing you ππ
21.01.2026 09:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's like somebody in TFI knows you're on a deadline so they laugh maniacally as they send the smallest slowest dart in the fleet to shit all over your schedule
21.01.2026 09:45 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 03 of robyns song covers in a row that look like the ποΈπποΈ emoji
Robyn making the ποΈπποΈ emoji with her track covers
21.01.2026 07:12 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0A freshly baked loaf of soda bread. You can see toasted oats, pumpkins and sunflower seeds
I love making soda bread
20.01.2026 21:03 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also both easily spooked
20.01.2026 19:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me Horses
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Subsisting largely on rolled oats
The amount of times I've told our field survey team to never use red pen on the survey documentation and they still fucking do it. They can have every other colour of the rainbow, just not red π
20.01.2026 14:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Brooklyn Beckham: it's time to address the shadowy shape that's difficult to photograph in the room
19.01.2026 19:48 β π 1118 π 205 π¬ 24 π 16men shouldn't be allowed to do coke. it makes them entrepreneurial
11.01.2026 19:11 β π 19 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0Enoch Burke in the back of a garda car with his mouth open and pointing with his index finger
New "Well actually" meme just dropped
19.01.2026 15:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Part of my PhD research proposal essentially boils down to "The HSE has indicated they might want to research this topic but I want to do it faster, bigger and better".
Them: "We want to pilot a map of one region"
Me with an entire island representative sample: