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it's something that the Roman Catholic Church is taking bigger and faster swings at internal reform than the Democratic Party

Max Scherzer is the only guy in the world who can scream at his boss like that

It might be a bit late to be announcing this but I’m running for mayor of New York! My one and only policy is to restore the city to its rightful place in cinema and video games by massively increasing the crime rate

plus there's 2019 World Series talk, which I always enjoy hearing

love that Max is having a turn back the clock night, fun to watch

Every photo of Newsom he looks like Nicholson trying to hide the fact he's the joker lmao

that slow bounce Mookie throw felt so disrespectful, my god. rip

he's like an unseen friend of Kramer. "my friend Curtis Sliwa eats horse all the time! gets it from his butcher."

tbh I don't think this is that niche but man we gotta make LIVING accessible for people who don't have smart phones and/or data. I'm talking bus schedules, restaurant menus, doing your laundry, accessing social security and unemployment, all of it. we goddamn GOTTA dude

Aw damn. Pretty impressive he was able to hop down the stairs on one leg though honestly

pixar going dark with their ratatouille sequel tbh

Ah shit there's no way the Brewers score 4 runs

Damn he's ripping off Adams now bsky.app/profile/pete...

"What if, in the process of trying to ban AI products that quite actually encourage children to kill themselves, we wind up banning chatbots that help children cheat on their homework, diminish their propensity for critical thought, and lead to the development of other forms of AI psychosis?"

[hot chocolate “you sexy thing” voice]

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD ***************** Investigation of: LOSS OF THE SUBMARINE TITAN IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC OCEAN ON JUNE 18, 2023 * * * * * * Accident No.: *********** * * * * * * Interview of: Co-designer/Pilot Deepsea Challenger DCA23FM036 via Microsoft Teams Friday, July 26, 2024

INTERVIEW OF 10 BY LCDR 11 Q. So how did you get yourself started into submersible 12 operations? 13 A. Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic. When I 14 set down the path to make that film, the first thing that I did 15 was arrange to be introduced to the head of the submersible 16 program at the P.P. Shirshov Institute in Moscow, a guy named 17| Professor I. I did that through a mutual friend 18 of ours, a guy named , who is one of the preeminent underwater cinematographers in the world. And had been on a 20 submersible expedition out to Titanic the previous year with the 21 Russians. And that was organized by a Canadian company that was 22 doing an IMAX film which was released under the title Titanica.

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

“Our parents aren’t having children”

Reddit Mod for two sentence horror: I’m telling you for the last time you need to stop saying this. If your next sentence is about sperm I’m banning you.

the nine kittens of christmas poster

catch me if you claus poster, an actual movie

You can plant any two actual Hallmark Christmas movies into Troy McClure voice and it works perfectly.

“Hi, I’m Troy McClure, you might remember me from such Christmas classics as ‘The Nine Kittens of Christmas’ and ‘Catch Me If You Claus.’”

I can do that, I just don't want to

A story in the parts

A story in three parts

Potential funniest game of the year right here

You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.

Duh

It's weird seeing people argue about whether we should welcome or scold people who have just migrated here from Twitter because neither would have occurred to me naturally. I don't own the place. It would feel like welcoming people coming in to Target because I have been shopping there for hours

[to the tune of Eleanor Rigby]

It’s Christmas Adventurers all the way down

Just noticed, David Wells only pitched in relief for Toronto in the postseason

That means Max Scherzer will be the ONLY player to start a postseason game for 6 different teams

An ad that was fed to me on Reddit. It says “Bought Washington Nationals tickets between 2021 & July 16, 2024? Join the hidden fees lawsuit! You may qualify for compensation!”

This ad is really taking the “Are you a Nationals fan? You may be entitled to compensation” joke to another level

Cheryl Hines clarifying her mutant husband only had a bit of his brain eaten by an actual worm

This is possibly the all-time funniest real answer to an interview question