kerrence

i’m absolutely lmao

lmao come on it’s unfair to see something this mindnumbingly stupid so close to bedtime

“goddamn squirrels eating the tomatoes again”

Brock Lesnar was only able to appear at the end of Summerslam because of terrible traffic on the highway.

Google “Brock Lesnar Traffic” for more info.

“we think you’ll like this post from the squaredcircle subreddit”

oh no, i don’t like it at all but thanks

typed and deleted like 100 joke posts because this just sucks so much lol

"We haven't seen Brock Lesnar in years!" Why's that Michael Cole? Please elaborate! 🤼‍♂️

you will see vince on wwe tv by the end of this year to roaring fuckin applause

i mean they got the saudi deal etc, no amount of yelling or boycotting or whatever did shit before but certainly will not now. cool shit

every day a new adventure in realizing absolutely no abuser will face a consequence, ever

🎵lisa jean is not that bright, she’s just some clown who thinks that she has a point. but she looks like a whole dumbass 🎵

you are arguing with strangers on the internet on a sunday night about malnourished children whom you don’t think are real and therefore don’t deserve help. think about that for a little bit.

it sucks that i really have nothing to say irl and when someone asks how i am i struggle to not instinctively respond “i am so tired”

lisa these are babies in a war zone. nobody is forcing you to donate or to have a conscience. grow up.

i definitely miss having to beat the shit out of my expensive gaming console to get it to work

All the Ken Burns you can handle as well. Check to see if your employer offers employee match on charity donations to double your gift!

i love playing goldeneye and i’m glad they put it on switch online but it would be so rad if they remastered it with a better camera/controls. i don’t even mind the blocky late 90s graphics because that’s how it was! but my god the camera

playing with emotions is definitely not something you do in wrestling, a thing that notoriously does not use people’s emotions in any way

they did it very well!

lol. lmao

like anything else it’s fine in small doses but they have run it into the ground and are now doing an english soccer-style singing chant for fucking jelly roll

snooki and snoop instantly made everything even more awesome in ways nobody would’ve expected

i need to see that tbh, i just meant on sight (re: terrible tattoos) lol

is pre-malone mgk? i don’t know. i am old

i will be honest i don’t know the difference between these terrible tattooed singer guys. everyone is post malone or jelly roll

they’re so good

same, women’s wrestling has been so good across multiple promotions the past few years and it’s been so fun to watch since when i was a kid it was uh, dire

play sami zayn’s theme while having a darumaka on screen in any pokémon game and your day will instantly improve

lol

also i am the world’s biggest charlotte defender and am smart enough to not discuss that anywhere, ever, but i wish that gal would just realize she’s kenough

oh i fuckin hope not