kerrence

spent my whole weekend lowkey panicking about a meeting i thought was today. it is tomorrow.

thank you seahawks

I DON’T WANT YOUR GENAI SHIT GO AWAY

thanks ❤️

hey. hey. this is Patriots Bullshit. cease and desist immediately.

aldokt Winter Olympics 2026 10h I’m sorry, the shooting/skiing relay has just finished and the I think the commentator said that the woman that crossed the line for gold had been shunned for years by her team mates as she STOLE ONE OF THEIR CREDIT CARDS AND SPENT THEIR MONEY. Come on- there’s a Netflix in that surely?? Do I need to make the calls myself??

booooouuuuuuuuuuuuuh 4h Julia Simon was accused last year by her teammate Justine Braisaz Bouchet (and other staff members) of stealing their credit card During pre-season, there was the trial and Simon confessed Because of that, she was suspended for the first few races of the biathlon season Also, another athlete was taken out of the season for tampering with a team mate rifle So yeah, I can't imagine the atmosphere in the french team right now 😬

*Runs in *

There is genuine French biathlon drama!

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damn even he didn’t watch kid rock

nobody likes this shit. you made a bad investment, deal with it risktaker

using the weird uncanny valley de-aging tech sucks on toast in movies where it’s (hopefully) a small part of a bigger story. using it in a commercial for donuts with celebrities playing themselves but weirdly smooth is fucking asinine.

freddy removing the super bowl mask to reveal thursday night football

CONCACAF TRIBUTE

ricky martin looks so great

i love benito, i love gaga, i love this so much

hell yes hell yes hell yes

i will trade you for andy barr ads

we got a commercial that was essentially “come see UK football! Stoops is gone!”

they all look so good currently!!! why do that

all these ads are geared toward people our age because they think we have all the money but the joke is on them. 8 or 10 guys have all the money.

i assure you we are old enough to have seen cheers on its original run and at zero point in time did ted danson ever look like someone shoved cocomelon in the microwave.

i know we’re in our forties now but not every elder millennial gives or gave a shit about friends and/or the backstreet boys. please. find another catnip

that was AWFUL

“trailer available online!” with no site, no anything. so we get to watch some doodoo ad and then search for the trailer? why?

use copilot, my ass (i won’t use copilot)

this game ASS
🤝
ASS

awesome ad for Butts. I've loved their product for years

i was like hey my neighborhood is li- oh right yeah, very well done

that was a commercial for WHAT

I thought this was an insurance ad when I first saw it and was like what.

you hear the riff at the beginning and it’s like executing order 66 for women my age to sing along