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Mary Borsellino

@sharpestrose.bsky.social

Nonbinary writer (any pronouns fine) and Japanese -> English editor, fandom tragic.

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GAOYANG DESERVES THE ENTIRE WORLD I HATE THIS GAME ใ€ROAD TO EMPRESS w/ my motherใ€‘ YouTube video by Nomia Vixiii Ch.

i'm streaming road to empress with mama rn!!! youtube.com/live/iI8nNS2...

25.11.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is another of those examples of "AI is a hammer and people act like everything is a nail". A hammer is a useful tool when appropriate! But don't just swing it at everything to solve every problem or you're gonna break a lot of things. Do not use AI to cook a turkey. Do not use AI for hiking.

25.11.2025 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in the woods looking at something . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in the woods looking at something .

I love that we all had a lot of concerns about the Buffy reboot but no one had their money on Chloe Zhao being the world's only Riley stan

25.11.2025 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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No one has ever been more right than this woman

25.11.2025 09:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 689    ๐Ÿ” 313    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

Did you know the US versions of the Dark Rise books are censored compared to the international versions? The publisher felt they were too queer.

25.11.2025 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Todayโ€™s xkcd made me cry.

In a good way.

xkcd.com/3172/

24.11.2025 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6281    ๐Ÿ” 1944    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If my mother tried to donate all my grandmother's Outlander books to a street library they would be an invasive species.

25.11.2025 07:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's what Incandescent Girl is about, even though Robin and Lio don't get that reaction at all from their parents -- the book's about knowing that a parent should love their child absolutely unconditionally, and that to do otherwise is to be a failure at the sacred duty assigned you.

25.11.2025 07:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know I post this quote really often but it means a lot to me. Jamie Lee Curtis on her daughter coming out as trans: "this human being has come to me and said, 'This is who I am.' And my job is to say, 'Welcome home.'"

25.11.2025 07:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Funny-Presence4228
LPT: How to win as a guest and make new friends at a raging, alcohol fuelled party
Food & Drink
I'm getting older now, and some of my friends' kids have recently started college. I've been reliably told that alcohol-fuelled parties are still happening, and I shared this advice about how to make new friends and be a hero. One of them took my advice, and now has a new girlfriend because of this.
The key to the following advice is an element of secrecy because the surprise makes it even better.
Arrive late and sneak Lasagna into the party. I mean, taking a large, catering-sized tray of lasagna, along with a stack of paper plates and forks, to a raging house party. I used to do this back in college. I'd make one, sometimes two, in the afternoon in big foil trays before goin to a party. Show up around 10.30pm, and slip them into the oven without asking permission telling anyone. Medium heat for 30 minutes to warm it up. Get my paper plates out, and shout: "Lasagna is ready" to a packed house of drunk people, and hand them all a fork. It's cheaper than bringing beer, no clean-up, and I got laid pretty often.
Important note: Make sure the person who owns the oven is the first in the line, and don't make a mess.
Maybe make one meat and one vegan or something... This last point was less of a concern back in my day, but we must move with the times.

โ€ข*โ€ข Funny-Presence4228 LPT: How to win as a guest and make new friends at a raging, alcohol fuelled party Food & Drink I'm getting older now, and some of my friends' kids have recently started college. I've been reliably told that alcohol-fuelled parties are still happening, and I shared this advice about how to make new friends and be a hero. One of them took my advice, and now has a new girlfriend because of this. The key to the following advice is an element of secrecy because the surprise makes it even better. Arrive late and sneak Lasagna into the party. I mean, taking a large, catering-sized tray of lasagna, along with a stack of paper plates and forks, to a raging house party. I used to do this back in college. I'd make one, sometimes two, in the afternoon in big foil trays before goin to a party. Show up around 10.30pm, and slip them into the oven without asking permission telling anyone. Medium heat for 30 minutes to warm it up. Get my paper plates out, and shout: "Lasagna is ready" to a packed house of drunk people, and hand them all a fork. It's cheaper than bringing beer, no clean-up, and I got laid pretty often. Important note: Make sure the person who owns the oven is the first in the line, and don't make a mess. Maybe make one meat and one vegan or something... This last point was less of a concern back in my day, but we must move with the times.

tfw youโ€™re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna

25.11.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2644    ๐Ÿ” 530    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55    ๐Ÿ“Œ 172
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scary Rika has so much gap moe I can't handle it

25.11.2025 04:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reading more Higurashi and the sex must be ASTOUNDING for Tomitake to put up with Takano's whole deal.

25.11.2025 02:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

parentification lmao

25.11.2025 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

do you ever google baby and pregnancy details for an omegaverse story even as your brain goes "these men have biology crowdsourced from supernatural rpf it's probably irrelevant whether they wait six weeks after a c-section" but you can't help it because you need these things CORRECT

24.11.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bloodborne and sweet pool are the same game in a different font.

24.11.2025 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congratulations! If you're ever interested in the tkrb plays, lemme know and I'll give you my dropbox link

24.11.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.

23.11.2025 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1185    ๐Ÿ” 467    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
Udo Kier w poodle portrait on cover of Travel Almanac

Udo Kier w poodle portrait on cover of Travel Almanac

Rest in peace, dear weird king ๐Ÿ’”

24.11.2025 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 198    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Hey I worked on two of these

24.11.2025 06:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Four titles from Nitro+ and our good friends at JASTUSA are now available on the MangaGamer store at a generous discount no less! Pick up DRAMAtical Murder, Full Metal Daemon Muramasa, The Song of Saya, and YOU and ME and HER at 40 or 50% off!

blog.mangagamer.org/2025/11/24/f...

24.11.2025 05:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
Repeated Failure Yesterday at 1:35 PM

The Rent Reducer 9000:
A gun in a box disguising it as a free little library.
A raspberry pi scrapes Zillow for open houses
nearby. During open house hours, it tells a
starter pistol/cap gun to fire a few times.
Seen here at an art thing I brought it to.

Repeated Failure Yesterday at 1:35 PM The Rent Reducer 9000: A gun in a box disguising it as a free little library. A raspberry pi scrapes Zillow for open houses nearby. During open house hours, it tells a starter pistol/cap gun to fire a few times. Seen here at an art thing I brought it to.

Great engineering minds are hard at work

24.11.2025 04:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2202    ๐Ÿ” 769    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
There is no moral
The wolf eats you one day
And until it does
The forest is beautiful
[Collage of a forest with a picture of red riding hood and the wolf in a circled close up]

There is no moral The wolf eats you one day And until it does The forest is beautiful [Collage of a forest with a picture of red riding hood and the wolf in a circled close up]

This is one of the most profound statements & pieces of wisdom I've ever seen in a meme ๐Ÿ–ค

Go enjoy the forest, for the Wolf is always near. ๐Ÿชพ๐Ÿฟ๏ธ๐Ÿ๐Ÿบ

23.11.2025 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 798    ๐Ÿ” 254    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I am older now than Pete Falk was when he began playing "Columbo" and I will never be at peace with that

24.11.2025 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 335    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Graveyard Smash [Blood for Dracula/Flesh for Frankenstein] CW: Blood, gore, nudity, simulated sex, necrophilia What ever happened to my Transylvania Twist? (For Bironic, Festivids 2018. Music by Boris Pickett.)

spectra.video/w/1jUKNZyMQ3...

Aw, hell. Farewell to a real one. Here's my Blood For Dracula/Flesh For Frankenstein vid. [CW: Blood, gore, nudity, simulated sex, necrophilia]

24.11.2025 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This. This scene here. Little teen Mary was just like hrnnnngh queer european vampire being mean yes please.

Also he was in the best Korn video.

24.11.2025 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Udo Kier as the vampire sire saying "you bore me* to his fledgling Stephen Dorff in Blade awoke something very important in me as a teenager.

24.11.2025 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Out of respect for the late Udo Kier, I'm making my review of BLOOD FOR DRACULA, which focuses almost entirely on his incredible performance, free and open to the public.

www.patreon.com/posts/97533068

24.11.2025 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 261    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

noooooooooooo udo kier :((((((

24.11.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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